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Versus is the thirtieth and final song featured in Total Drama World Tour. It is sung in Hawaiian Punch, primarily by Alejandro and Heather, with Courtney and Harold as backup singers, while they are all building a sacrificial dummy out of driftwood and pineapples for the final challenge. Throughout the song, the finalists and helpers insult each other, and Alejandro and Heather tell their helpers to hurry up.

Lyrics

Alejandro: My ladies,
Please head straight,
That's it,
You're doing great!
Search through that wood,
Tout de suite,
Find me some giant feet!
Heather: Come on guys,
Move it fast!
Quick, quick,
I won't be last!
Grab logs to match his frame,
All overbuilt and lame!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Is this thigh fat enough?
Alejandro: Uh-huh.
Heather: Hey!
Harold: Gosh, is this neck thick enough?
Bam!
Now it's evil versus wicked,
Heather's cool but Al is sick and
All this aggro for the cheddar,
She'll put Al here through the shredder!
Alejandro: That's it now, hurry back,
I need arms weak and slack,
Her butt is scrawny and flat,
And she ain't all that!
Heather: Get me two knobby knees,
and arms like logs of cheese!
Bring me a big fat head,
move quicker or you're dead!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Arms so right, it's ill!
Worth one-fifth of the mil!
Alejandro: I'll pay you back somehow!
Pineapple-head me now!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!)
You'll never hit it (No!)
You should trash it (Yeah!)
Alejandro: Cause I just did it!

Trivia

General

Continuity

References

  • This is the second song to reference Greek mythology, with the first being Greek Mix. Both Alejandro and Heather have lightning bolts owned by Zeus, the king of gods in Greek mythology. Alejandro and Heather are also wearing laurel headdresses, a common item used to represent Ancient Greece.

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See also

Total Drama World Tour songs
Pre-merge Come Fly With Us | Lovin' Time | Rowin' Time | Before We Die | Stuck to a Pole | What's Not To Love | Baby | I'm Sorry | Eine Kleine | Gypsy Rap | Paris in the Springtime | Sea Shanty Mix | Oh My Izzy | Save This Show | Sisters | Changing Guard Mix | Greek Mix | Boyfriend Kisser | Shear the Sheep | We Built Gwen's Face | Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley
Post-merge Blainerific | A Chinese Lesson | Wake Up | Condor | This Is How We Will End It | Who You Gonna Root For? | I'm Winning This | I'm Gonna Make It | Versus

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