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"Versus" is the thirtieth and final song featured in Total Drama World Tour. It is sung in "Hawaiian Punch," primarily by Alejandro and Heather, with Courtney and Harold as backup singers, while they are all building a sacrificial dummy out of driftwood and pineapples for the finale's pre-challenge. Throughout the song, the finalists and helpers insult each other, as Alejandro and Heather force their helpers to hurry up.


Lyrics[]

Alejandro: My ladies,
Please head straight,
That's it,
You're doing great!
Search through that wood,
Tout de suite,
Find me some giant feet!
Heather: Come on guys,
Move it fast!
Quick, quick,
I won't be last!
Grab logs to match his frame,
All overbuilt and lame!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Is this thigh fat enough?
Alejandro: Uh-huh.
Heather: Hey!
Harold: Gosh, is this neck thick enough?
Bam!
Now it's evil versus wicked,
Heather's cool but Al is sick and
All this aggro for the cheddar,
She'll put Al here through the shredder!
Alejandro: That's it now, hurry back,
I need arms weak and slack,
Her butt is scrawny and flat,
And she ain't all that!
Heather: Get me two knobby knees,
and arms like logs of cheese!
Bring me a big fat head,
move quicker or you're dead!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Arms so right, it's ill!
Worth one-fifth of the mil!
Alejandro: I'll pay you back somehow!
Pineapple-head me now!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!)
You'll never hit it (No!)
You should trash it (Yeah!)
Alejandro: Cause I just did it!

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  • This is the second song to reference Greek mythology, with the first being "Greek Mix." Both Alejandro and Heather have lightning bolts owned by Zeus, the king of gods in Greek mythology. Alejandro and Heather are also wearing laurel headdresses, a common item used to represent Ancient Greece.

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