Chris is standing in front of a remote train station
Chris: It’s been a long, long 7 years since the last time you lucky viewers have seen me on the screen! Total Drama is back, baby! This season we’re on an even tighter budget, as we journey across this majestic country with 12 brand new competitors ON A TRAIN! Strap in, grab some McLean Brand Popper Snacks, put on your 3D glasses, and don’t operate machinery within 24 hours of watching this episode of Total! Drama! ON A TRAIN!
Chris: I’m standing in front of an abandoned train station in the Middle of Nowhere, Alberta, Canada! The contestants are on their way via taxi cabs, and should be arriving here shortly. We’ve told them we’ve dredged up Camp Wawanawkwa, and that the seaso…Read more >
Hello fans and friends! It's once again me Toen McGitsch, CEO of Total Drama, Inc. I'm here to announce the next season of Total Drama! I know it's been a couple of years since the last season, and the anticipation must be killing some of you! Without further ado the theme for the upcoming season of Total Drama is none other than the history of Canada! We'll be taking a train ride across this wonderful country from Newfoundland to the Yukon! We'll be stopping at thirteen destinations through all ten provinces!
I know that fans have been clamoring for a change of faces in the hosting of this show, and we are certainly listening! Chris McLean is the face of this show and we know Total Drama would not be the same without him, so due to your seemi…
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Greetings and Salutations! They say you only live once, but I believe you can come back from non-life. Not death, mind you. That's the end, there's no living in your current vessel past that. Non-life is when.... Where was I going with this? Anyways, my therapist told me to do something creative to better express myself. What's more creative on this wikia than an OC season of Total Drama? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Since this blog is on life-support as is, I find it high time to get to the heart of this blog. Due to a recent blog, I've decided it's the perfect time to get my ideas out to the public, before someone else does it (better than I ever could. To get these ideas that haunt my very existence out of my neural network and into the…Read more >