Yeah, I SAID IT! Chris McLean is even more awesome than Chuck Norris! Words cannot describe how awesome "The McLean" is.

Chris McLean sleeps with a light on. Not because he's afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him!

Chris McLean can walk on water, and swim on land.

Chris McLean uses a hyperbolic chamber. Zits hate him!

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