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Welcome to the third rap battle of Total Drama Rap Battles! As most of you were thinking, and let's face it..... KNEW this would happen, but Harold beat Cody to a bloody pulp.

This one was requested by Daunte (Twilightlicous), and voted on by the users of the Wikia chat.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the battle of the hosts, that's right, we're having a battle between

BLAINELEY VS. CHRIS!!!

BEGIN!

Blaineley

I am Blaineley, liek a BOSS!

Imma fry you up, b**ch, and turn you into MEAT SAWCE!

You're ratings make me laugh, until the very end,

and in case you haven't noticed, CHEF ISN'T CLOSE TO ANY FRIEND!


Chris

I have a real name, not an old lady's.

You switched it around on Chef, and you made him try to betray me!

You got dissed by GEOFF! His label is "The Funniest Guy Around"

Making an alliance with Chef, will get you THROWN OUT OF THIS TOWN!


Blaineley

My fake name may not be real, but I THINK THAT'S JUST PSYCHICS.

Imma predict the winner of this battle. LIKE A SEISMIC!

You on my home turf, can you belive this b**ch?

He ran 4 seasons! And HALF OF THEM WERE S**T!


Chris

You can't run a better show, I'm gonna say this hard,

YOU GONNA GO HOME AND SNUGGLE WITH JOSH YOU FREAKIN' RE**RD?

Chef may not be my friend on screen, cuz it's called Total Drama,

But you were in TWO episodes, then went home to cry to yo MOMMA!


Blaineley

Yeah, JERD MCLEAN isn't weird, isn't he an Oompa Loompa?

He's also, where does he live? What'd you say, UseALoofa?


Chris

How long'd it take for you to figure THAT out? Like 5 minutes?

I could make a better rhyme by less and within it!

See, that took me 1/4 of a minute!

I kicked you and your down, I think you'll just have to crawl it!


Blaineley

Ugh, you're such a jerk, do you even know that?

You don't know anythting, wait, cuz head's just filled with crap.


Who won? Who's next? You decide! (For reals!)

Vote in the comments and keep suggesting!

Sierrastalker has a new siggy, baby! 20:53, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

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