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Malevolent Moose: Max, Victoria, Alec, Mark, James, Dave, "Slasher", Lilly, Jessica(9/9)
Fabulous Flamingos: Scarlett, Bart, Angelina, Madie, Colette. Dawn, Daisuke, Jenna Mae, Norville(9/9)
Scene cuts to Chris waving to the Audience
Chris: "Hi, and welcome back to Total Drama Champions. Last time, the contestants were introduced and the teams were created. What will happen this time? Find out right here right now on Total Drama CHAMPIONS!"
The teams were outside waiting for Chris for their challenge, Mark was trying to be cool while Dave tries to have a conversation with Alec
Dave: "Oh hey Alec, how are you doing, my man?"
Alec(shrugging): "Ehh, pretty ok, I suppose. How about you?"
Dave: "Pretty bad. All the team members ARE pretty crazy, except for you, you seem to be pretty cool."
Slasher comes in and tries to interfere the conversation.
Slasher(pretending): "Oh hey guys, how are you doing?"
Alec: "Pretty ok."
Dave: "Ughhh, terrible. I hate my team."
Slasher was unconcerned but pretended to be sympathetic.
Slasher: "Oh darn! I feel pretty bad for you. I mean, I guess you wish you had a more sane team, huh Dave?"
Dave: "Yeah...I guess."
Conf: Slasher: "Perfect. You see, Dave has a perfect spot about what I like to destroy called the "Negativity Zone". It's pretty blatant that Dave is a cowardly and weak persona. All I have to do is use that weak spot against him spot, and it's Game Over for him and Game Start for me!"
Dave looked sad and his hands were in his pockets. Jessica, on the other hand were talking to a couple others.
Max: "Hello, minion! Bow down to me!"
Scarlett: "We are on different teams, Max....AND I'm NOT YOUR MINION!"
Jessica: "Don't make me threaten you Max. I have powers beyond belief and I'm extremely dangerous. My therapist told me I shouldn't even be here right now..."
Max: "Then go, you buffoon! Show me, as you can't conquer me!"
Jessica: "Fine, you asked for it."
Jessica levitates a 3-pound boulder and smashes Max with it, and Max got scrapes and bruises all over his arm and legs.
Max(sobbing): "OUCH! That hurts......WAHHHHHH"
Jessica(almost crying): "I'm sorry OK?! I tried to warn you!"
Everyone looked at Jessica, even Mark.
Jessica: "I'm sorry guys. I have unbelievable strength that can crush you within mere seconds. I'm potentially mankind's most dangerous weapon, please stay away from you."
Lilly: "I know. But we are friends, I can manifest that energy from you."
Dawn: "Yes! Even though you can't control it right now, I feel an aura that you are a great person and we can help you control it."
Jessica: "You guys don't understand..."
Lilly: "Don't worry, Jess, we will get through with it together."
Jessica: "Yeah, thanks guys...."
Daisuke: "Yeah, NINJASS!!!!!!"
Jessica and Lilly: "SHRIEK!!!!! NINJA RUN!!!!"
Daisuke: "Huh, I thought that would cheer her up a bit. Oh well, all a day in a ninja's work."
Colette and Victoria were sitting by themselves talking.
Victoria: "You know, Colette, a game I have on the Nintendo Switch is like crazy fun!"
Colette didn't care and replied with a stoic Uh-huh.
James: "Yo! How are you doing?"
Victoria: "Shush, be quiet. I was talking to Colette about Video Games! It's something too rich for you to have."
James rolled his eyes which amused Colette.
Colette: "Whatever, what do you want, James?"
James: "Not you, Victoria!"
Victoria: "Fine, what is it?"
James: "You know, I heard from the other members that they are going to eliminate you the first chance you get! They said you are excessively annoying and useless."
Victoria: "OH my gosh, it can't be, right?!"
James: "Oh you wish it wasn't darling. You see, what I'm trying to say is, let's form an alliance. Two heads better than one, am I right?"
Victoria: "I guess."
James chuckled and shook her hands.
James: "Don't you worry, I've got this in good hands. Besides, Alec and Mark will be in my team."
Victoria: "Ok, then, see you at the challenge."
James smiled to himself and laughed maniacally.
James: "Oh, yes Mark and Alec WILL join, or else."
The camera cuts to Chris who is introducting the challenge.
Chris: "Hello campers! Since you are all nice and ready into your teams. It's time to get the challenge! Today, it's a simple obstacle course challenge! First PERSON, not team to make it their wins! The team that wins gets Takeout Champion Brand Food! Where Everyone here is a champion, even the food! Ready..set. Oh wait, there are three parts of the challenge. The first part is Chef's Rally, where he shoots special "leftovers" at you. Second part is rock-climbing while the third part is just a free-run to the finish! Ready...set...go!"
Conf: Slasher: "I've got this in the bag! You know, being in juvie teaches you a couple of things. First, is always be prepared. Basically I've set up traps for my team, and then I can get James out. There's something about that guy I just don't know about....."
All the contestants rush, shoving, and pushing. James edge near Slasher.
James: "Pstt hey kid!"
Slasher: "Don't call me that! I know what you are and I've got a team against you too! I've seen your audition tape, I know what you are all about."
James smirked and saw a trap, and pushed Alec to it.
Alec: "What was that for- OUCH!" as small water balloons popped in his shirt and pants.
James: "So...You ARE one of them, I knew it. But we both know we don't want to be out, right?"
Slasher: "I suppose I CAN reason with that, yes."
James: "Then, let's say make a temporary alliance? You know, keep each other safe?"
Slasher(gritting his teeth): "Ok then, "FRIEND"."
Conf: James laughed. James: "Wow, that guy is easier to trick than I thought! First chance I get I'm eliminating him! He's too much of a threat! NAH, I'm overthinking it, he is so gullible! AHAHAHA!!!!!"
Conf: Slasher: "If James thought that he could trick ME, he's more wrong than I thought he was. The second thing they teach in Juvie is, If there is a chance, say yes, but not really. I'm just a faker, I've been like that my whole life."
When the teams got to the rock-climbing part, the members Norville, Daisuke, and Alec were especially nimble.
Conf: Daisuke: "You know, as a member of the Ninja Elite. I'm very skilled in combat and climbing. Mostly climbing though."
Conf: Norville: "Homeless people are more nimble quick than you think. Living on the streets man, it's been harsh, but you've got to fight through it all!"
The rock climbing gym to the others were hard, but they made it up. It was a giant stone wall filled with gaps and nooks.
Alec: "Hey guys! Good at rock-climbing huh?"
Daisuke: "Yeah, being a ninja does hae it's perks!"
Alec: "Yeah, I wished I was a ninja."
Conf: Daisuke: "Wow! Alec is actually really cool! He's pretty cool to talk to and be chill, I hope I can make an alliance with him in the merge!"
Conf: Alec: "I'm so glad I'm making friends here! I maybe be a strategist, but part of that requires making friends and making alliances so you can win of course."
All three of them were in the free-run zone until they heard a screech from Jenna Mae.
Jenna Mae: "SHRIEK!!!"
Even Daisuke's ninja skills and Norville's sense of direction got lost, only Alec who was covering his ears made the finish line.
Daisuke: "What the heck was that for? You freakin' killed my ears!"
Jenna Mae(sobbing): "My shoelaces are untied... OH the agony, oh the pain! Why would cruel Mother Nature do this me?!"
Chris: "And Alec crossed the finish line! Good game, Fabulous Flamingos, get voting!"
Daisuke: "I was gonna win! UGHHH!"
Conf: Alec: "See, this is the problem with people. They get too attached with them nowadays and lose because of them. Being a strategist however, gets you a quick advantage."
Conf: Dave: "I'm pretty excited to win! Even if it does mean another day of weirdos, of course!"
Slasher and James was in shock.
Conf: Slasher: "DAMN IT! How could we win?! 3 hours of putting up traps, all for nothing?! Those were for James to get trapped and lose! If I want him to get out, I have to think of another way...."
Conf: James: "So Mr. Cool Nickname guy's plan failed huh? I don't have enough power on me right now, so we have to keep on winning to ensure my safety! That is until I can get other allies..."
Camera cuts to the contestants elimination area, a bright palace with some comfy chairs with Chris at the top with his microphone.
Chris: "That was it, contestants! Get voting!"
Conf: Daisuke: "Sorry, Jenna Mae. You messed up the ninja's work. And the code of the ninja is, if anyone gets in the way, slice off their nose and ears!"
Conf: Norville: "It's pretty obvious isn't it?"
Conf: Jenna Mae: "Who is the most annoying person here I could vote for? That's it Madie! Some people would vote for her right?!"
Chris: "The votes are in! And this year's special treat is the Cup of Safety, which is a pure gold cup, which is filled with epic chocolate treats!"
Daisuke: "YUM! This ninja is hungry for some chocolate!"
Norville: "Same buddy, high five!"
Chris(annoyed): "As I was saying, child. Whoever doesn't get it is out FOR-EVER, and misses out on this season's juicy $1 million dollars! Anyways, the golden Cup of Safetys goes to Daisuke, Norville, Angelina, Scarlett, Bart, Colette, and Dawn. All of the votes are unanimous except for one. So, the last cup goes to...."
Madie was sweating while Jenna Mae was practicing her singing voice out of pure pressure.
Chris: ".....Madie! You are safe!"
Jenna Mae: "Darn it! I was doing so good! I had this whole thing in the bag!"
Chris: "Yeah...no."
Chris shows that Jenna Mae is on the Champion Hurl, with Jenna Mae bawling.
Chris: "This season's elimination device is the Champion Hurl, a special name to an unstable 1500 AD golden spray painted catapult! Anyways, aye aye, Jenna Mae, and goodbye!"
Jenna Mae's screams are covered by the horizon of blue and red.
Chris: "Anyways, that's it for today. Who will be out next, and what challenges would I let them do next? Find out next time on Total Drama CHAMPIONS!"
Votes:
Jenna Mae(8): Madie, Norville, Daisuke, Bart, Angelina, Dawn, Colette, Scarlett
Madie(1): Jenna Mae
I don't have a poll this time, so can you guys please comment in the comments below about was this episode good or bad, and who was your favorite character, thank you! :)