Bridgette: We're back, with the whole MSR Peanut Gallery here!
Geoff: And Bridge and I finally got some make out time, too!
Bridgette: Here we have with us - in the order of their elimination -
The Mental Giants, Glenn31 and DerpyandDawn
Bridgette: Their game was short, but they did leave an impression!
Geoff: They did?
Glenn31 is on his phone.
Geoff: What are you doing, dude?
Glenn31: I'm on the TD Wiki chat. I just got promoted to chat mod!
Bridgette: Wow! Everyone give a big congratulations to Glenn!
- Audience cheers*
The Ace Trainers, Bootylicious13 and TotalDramaNaruto
Bridgette: TDN is a rollback and chat mod, and who doesn't love Bootylicious?
Geoff: Yep, she's pretty fabulous. Just like her favorite girl with 'tude.
Bridgette: TDN's performance in week 1 wasn't bad, but they couldn't keep up and were eliminated second.
Geoff: Tough break! Since then, Booty and TDN have been spectating the race.
The G.oddesses, TheDipDap1234 and DestructiveMilkshake
Bridgette: DipDap is an excellent editor, but her partner refused to edit most of the time.
Geoff: Milkshake, while a good dude, pushed the limits and made less and less edits every week.
Bridgette: Milkshake's thug life got her and her team the loss.
DipDap and Milk wave.
The WES NALE Stans, VeryUnknownFan and X16bit
Geoff: No intention to offend, but the WES NALE Stans were considered the last fodder of the race.
Bridgette: No way, the Bubble Gadgets are the last fodder.
Geoff: You're kidding, right? We'll discuss this later.
The Bubble Gadgets, Bubble-Blitz and Gogogadget831
Bridgette: Now introducing the last fodders, Bubble-Blitz, also known as Celly, and Gogogadget831!
Geoff: Yep, wave to the audience, floaters!
Bridgette: They're fodder!
Geoff: You can't be a floater AND a fodder!
Bridgette: YES you can!
Geoff: They evaded elimination so many times!
Bridgette: But they're not the best team!
Geoff: You don't have to be the best team to be fodder!
Bridgette: Whatever! I'm not discussing this.
Geoff: Fine, we agree to disagree then.
Bubble-Blitz: I'm actually really glad to be out of the MSR.
Gogo: I know! It was really hard.
Bubble-Blitz: But, we did come in 7th place! That's the same as the Goths!
Gogo: Yep. I'm proud of how far we got. We make a good team, Celly.
Bubble-Blitz: Aw, thanks sweetie! Now that our time on the MSR is over, we have more time to focus on our RP!
Bridgette: Aw, you guys are so sweet!
The Mystic Warriors, AaliyahMoon and Mughees J. Simpson
Bridgette: Now introducing a team that was very middle ground in race; they weren't the top editors, or lower editors, but they definitely made a great team.
Geoff: Aaliyah and Mughees were both pretty solid throughout the race.
Bridgette: They were even being rooted for by another competitor of the race!
Geoff: Sadly, their elimination wasn't that shocking, but the dudes reached the Final 6 - Pretty epic if you ask me.
Aaliyah: Hey Geoff, hey Bridgette <3
Mughees: Hey guys!
Geoff: And now, we move onto the current competitors in the MSR, starting with the team that was eliminated in last week's episode.
5th Place: Chewy57 and ShadowshroomBridgette: Everyone, please welcome Chewy57 and Shadowshroom!
Chewy walks out and sits on the interview couch.
Bridgette: ...Where's Shadow?
Geoff: *whispers* He was busy...
Bridgette: *whispers* Really...?
Geoff: *whipers* Yep...He said he'll try his best to show up next week, but until then, Chewy should do all the work...
Bridgette: Well, um, hi Chewy!
Chewy: Hey Bridgette, so great to be here.
Geoff: Dude, you're not upset about being kicked out?
Chewy: Not really, since the MSR was getting really hard anyway...
Bridgette: Understandable. You were almost completely alone, and yet you still managed to reach the Final 5!
Chewy: Thanks! *talks in Polish*
Chewy: Oh...Art isn't here...
Bridgette: Anyway, Final 5! Even though your partner never edited!
Geoff: Hey, I don't think you're giving Shadow enough credit. He had to come up with a new excuse every week!
Audience laughs, and Chewy laughs the hardest.
Geoff: In all seriousness, Shadow did make a small effort towards the end.
Bridgette: Sadly, 30-ish edits isn't enough to survive this cutthroat game anymore!
4th Place: The Dancing Fans, Numbuhthreefan and TRRFan6!
Katie: OMG, N3 is like, a total feminist icon!
Sadie: I know right, she's so cool!
Eva: I guess she's...okay.
Gwen: That's an understatement!
Eva: You're right, N3 is...pretty...cool.
Bridgette: And don't forget about her partner, TRRFan6!
Trent: He has great taste in characters.
Geoff: Not only that, but TRR is one of the most improved racers throughout the MSR.
Bridgette: He may just become a force to be reckoned with!
Geoff: I feel like the Dancing Fans could surprise us soon...who knows? Maybe they will!
Bridgette: Even if they don't, and Stryzzar's predictions are correct, this excellent team will still have made it to the Final 4 together.
Geoff: Yeah, and they definitely deserve it more than another team...
3rd Place: The Senpais, Stryzzar and TheAnimeKid87Eva: IT MAKES ME SO MAD!!! ANIMEKID IS SUCH A FLOATER!!!
Bridgette: Woah, Eva, calm down!
Tyler: She's right! Stryzzar's such a great editor, and Anime just coattails off of his efforts.
Lindsay: Yeah, he doesn't even know when the MSR starts!
Geoff: We asked the Peanut Gallery which team they think Stryzzar and AnimeKid are most like, and here are the answers!
Duncan: I think they're like Carrie and Devin.
Eva: I DON'T CARE!! I HATE THAT TEAM! ANIMEKID IS A FLOATER AND STRYZZAR HATES ME!!! HE HATES ME!! HOW COULD ANYONE HATE ME AND MY INCREDIBLE BEAUTY?!
Cody: They're like Rock and Spud, one partner works, while the other does nothing.
Noah: No, they're like you and Sierra, Cody. Sierra carried you all the way to 3rd place in Total Drama World Tour...and Stry's doing the same!
Sierra: Aww, I'll carry Cody anywhere...for however long he wants...*purr*
Bridgette: It's true, Stryzzar made an impressive 436 edits!
Geoff: But sadly, AnimeKid's mere 4 edits meant they couldn't snag second place.
Bridgette: You're not giving Anime enough credit - he made 4 more edits than usual!
Courtney: I'm contacting my lawyers to get Stryzzar a new partner. This is an injustice, people! Stryzzar was robbed in Season One and he'll be robbed again. Pity.
Gwen: She's actually right.
Bridgette: How much longer can the lone wolf Stryzzar last?
Geoff: I say two weeks. One if the Fans try really hard.
Bridgette: One thing's for sure, Stryzzar is definitely a fan favorite!
Eva: YEAH AND I'M GONNA ENJOY WATCHING THEM GO DOWN!
2nd Place: The Forever Artist, ArtDraw12 and GWEN+TRENT FOREVER
Geoff: The Forever Artists started out as the team that everyone thought was gonna dominate the race.
Bridgette: Their guaranteed 1st place spot was threatened when the Phoenix Wolves bursted into action, beginning a fierce rivalry between the two.
Geoff: Both of the Forever Artists have placed first individually once, which is quite a feat.
Sadie: G+T is kinda cute.
RBW bursts in.
RBW: SHUT UP SADIE, HE'S MINE!! MINE, MINE, MIIIINE!!!!
Bridgette: It seems the Forever Artists have never come lower than 2nd place!
Geoff: They've never come 1st twice in a row, either.
Bridgette: The Phoenix Wolves have 5 1st places, and the Artists have 4. Can the Artists turn things around?
Geoff: Your guess is as good as ours! But ours matters more, because we're on TV.
A giant anvil nearly drops on Geoff and Bridgette.
DerpyandDawn: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! COWER BEFORE ME!!!
Bridgette: What's going on?
DerpyandDawn: The Wiki is MINE!!! MINE!!!
TheDipDap1234: What is the meaning of this, Derpy?!
DerpyandDawn: I...AM...EVIIIIIL!!! *DerpyandDawn begins to transform*
AaliyahMoon: W-What is she turning into?!
Courtney is smoking hot: I'm not Derpy anymore!! I AM CISH!!! Courtney is SMOKIN' HOT!
Courtney: Well duh, we all knew that. Why do you think I get so many butt shots?
Bridgette: You mean...Derpy is the Scarlett of the MSR?
Courtney is smoking hot: YES! And now, I have the entire Aftermath studio under MY control! TREMBLE before me!
Courtney is smoking hot punches Harold and knocks him out.
Leshawna: Uh uh uh, see now you messed with the wrong sister. You're going DOWN. *Leshawna rolls up her sleeves*
Leshawna and Courtney is smoking hot begin to fight, but Courtney is smoking hot defeats her.
Trent: Let me try!
Courtney is smoking hot rips of Trent's shirt while trying to attack him.
Katie and Sadie stare.
Katie: He's SO hot!
Sadie: SO SO SO hot!
Katie and Sadie: EEEEEEE!!!
Courtney is smoking hot: NOO!! NOO I CAN'T TAKE THEIR SQUEALING!!!
Trent puts his shirt back on.
Katie and Sadie stop squealing.
Courtney is smoking hot: HAHA!! I am powerful once more! *Courtney is smoking hot puts on ear plugs*
Bridgette: Geoff, do something!
Owen farts on CISH. CISH puts on nose plugs. Noah facepalms.
Sierra: No one hurts MY CODY!! *CISH uses her Villain Sue powers to defeat Sierra*
Courtney is smoking hot: I am undefeatable!
Chewy57: There's a troll here :/
RBW: YAS! I can finally use my mod powers! *RBW bans CISH*
Courtney is smoking hot: NOOO! It can't end this way!
Geoff: Uh, yeah it will.
Courtney is smoking hot holds RBW hostage.
Tyler: Not on my watch!!
Tyler tries to attack CISH, but slips, breaks a few things, and eventually manages to fall onto Courtney is smoking hot. He then picks up RBW and puts him aside.
This is just like my fantasies Thanks Tyler.
Leshawna: See now, you gonna pay. *Leshawna fights CISH*
Webkinz Mania: *IP Bans CISH*
Geoff: Well that was...something.
Bridgette: There are some really dramatic people this season...
Geoff: But don't worry, the two most dramatic are yet to come! This week, they came in...
1st Place: The Phoenix Wolves, PhoenixDragonSamurai and Raised By WolvesBridgette: Their long usernames live up to their performances!
Geoff: The Phoenix Wolves have shown astounding performances, including them BLOWING AWAY the competition with a staggering 1,361 edits, which more than DOUBLE of what the Forever Artists got.
Bridgette: However, both of these editors seem to have rather...interesting personalities.
Geoff: And by interesting, we mean hilarious and potentially meme-forming.
Heather: RBW is probably the best editor in the MSR. He's come first place three times in a row! At least he would have, if it weren't for that darn Botch or Watch.
Lindsay: RBW is soo cute!
G+T bursts in.
G+T: NO!! HE'S MINE!
Tyler: So, what hilarious antics does RBW have?
Geoff: Very ironic that you're the one to ask that question, Tyler.
Tyler: What? Why?
Bridgette: Dude, RBW absolutely ADORES you!
Geoff: He rewatched Total Drama World Tour just to see all of your moments two weeks ago.
Lindsay: I don't blame him!
Geoff: If you turn your attention to the monitor above (the screenshot on the left), you can see a clip of how much RBW really loves Tyler.
RBW comes in.
RBW: IT'S TYLER!!!
Tyler: Uh, hi. You must be my fan.
RBW hugs Tyler and won't let go.
Sierra: I can relate to him.
Geoff: Can we get an intern here?
An intern comes and uses a crowbar to rip RBW off of Tyler.
Cody: Now you know my pain, Tyler.
Leshawna: What about Phoenix?Bridgette: Ever since the discussion about Anne Maria and Jo appeared, Phoenix was been wanting it gone for weeks!
Geoff: True story.
Heather: Who cares? He's still a great editor. At least he's not a total loser.
Gwen: Like you?
Heather: *scoff* Ex-CUSE me? I happen to be RBW's SECOND favorite character!
Geoff: Actually, Lindsay and Tyler are second and first.
Heather: Whatever. It doesn't matter!
Lindsay: *claps* Yay! That's so cool!
Bridgette: But you are ArtDraw's favorite, Heather.
Geoff: The Phoenix Wolves have been putting on an awesome display for weeks now!
Bridgette: Especially Phoenix!
Geoff: But lately, RBW has been the second person in the MSR to get 1st THREE TIMES!
Bridgette: He could have done it three times in a row...but that pesky BOTCH OR WATCH...
Noah: I said that RBW and Phoenix are like Jacques and Josee. One keeps a level head and the other...
Geoff plays a clip of one of Josee's tantrums.
Bridgette: Aside from Phoenix, who already got all the attention last time, you have to commend RBW's performance lately.
Geoff: The dude made a huge spike in his edits. One week it's 119 and 4, and then BAM, he makes 412 edits.
Bridgette: And RBW didn't stop after that. He's been breaking his records for three weeks now, and Stryzzar even called him the new top editor.
Geoff: He made 700 edits, he deserves to be called that.
DJ: Man's got dedication.
Gwen: Well, he did get promoted to chat mod for it.
Bridgette: Yep! Congratulations to RBW!
Lindsay: I looove his CYOA series! It's like, the best blog series in the whole Wiki!
Alejandro: I got eliminated early in it...
Bridgette: Cheer up Alejandro, because RBW revealed something special...
Alejandro is confirmed for the TDAS CYOA!
Geoff: Let's see what else the Phoenix Wolves have in store for us. Will Phoenix calm down? Will RBW top 700 edits?
Bridgette: I know he loves being chat mod, that's for sure!
Tyler: I wouldn't rather have any other psycho fanboy.
Bridgette: And that's all the time we have for this week! Tune in next time when we take a look at our Final 3!
-show cuts off-
Disclaimer: This blog is meant for comedic purposes and the intention was not to offend anyone.