Chris: After a shocking last episode, we are back with episode two. 16 favorites returned and on the Screaming Ducks everyone loved Tyler. On the Killer Beavers, Scott hated Courtney, Duncan found Sky hot, and Dave was not a skunk. Due to Dave losing the challenge everyone voted him off. Get ready for MORE TOTAL DRAMZ DRAM DRA DRRRRRRRR AAAAA D DDDDDDD RRRR AAAA DDDDRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMAA
(the beavers cabin with sky and duncan)
Sky: Wow shocking. (CONF) DAVE going is good for my game. Now I have OPTIONS on who goes next.
Duncan: Hi Sky.
Duncan: Let's do DIRTY things.
Sky: Okay. (CONF) Doing DIRTY things with Duncan will definitely be good for our RELATIONSHIP and the best way to win this game is by having good RELATIONSHIPS with people.
(the ducks cabin with noah and tyler)
Tyler: HELLO NOAH.
Tyler: VERY GOOD.
Noah: lets,make,a,alliance,i,sincerely think that is a mindboggigly great idea.
Tyler: WOW I'M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME. (CONF) I have good relationships with everyone and everyone loves me!
Noah: sincerely,i'm super happy.go ask GEWN and lindsay to join the allaince.
Tyler: LINDSAY IS MY GIRLFRIEND.
(tyler with gwen and lindsay)
Tyler: HI GIRLS.
Gwen: I'm goth.
Lindsay: OMG Tyler is my boyfriend.
Tyler: Me and Noah are with you guys in an ALLIANCE. CRAAAZY right. I KNOW. I'M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME.
Lindsay: Wow you really are.
Gwen: I love unicorns. We're bffs Tyler.
Leshawna: Lets dance ladies. *booty bumps*
Scott: Wow Courtney has a big BUTT.
Cameron: I'm gay.
Scott: *throws Cameron out of the cabin* Dance more COURTNEY show us all you got.
Chris: Hi welcome to the challenge it's volleyball. Play now.
(montage of volleyball)
Chris: OKAY it's tied. Final round! One of you will WIN. The other will FAIL.
Tyler: I GOT THIS GUYS.
Killer Beavers: *win*
Chris: Tyler's team lost.
Tyler: Wow SAMEY that was a horrific performance out there.
Heather: Tyler guess what I find out.
Tyler: OMG! What is it.
Heather: It turns out that DAWN SAMEY AND LINDSAY HAVE AN ALLIANCE.
Noah: lets vote dawn out.shes dangerous.jk shes my girlfriend i love dawn so much.
Dawn: *makes out with Noah*
Tyler: OKAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! (CONF) Lindsay lied to me. That is unforgivable!
Chris: Marshmallows to everyone but Samey and Lindsay.
Samey: Hey Lindsay.
Chris: The last marshmallow goes too.... Lindsay. Samey get out.
Samey: Hey Lindsay. *gets on the boat of losers*