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CAST

The Screaming Ducks

  • Heather
  • Scarlett
  • Dawn
  • Samey
  • Lindsay
  • Gwen
  • Noah
  • Tyler

The Killer Beavers

  • Sky
  • Courtney
  • Leshawna
  • Cameron
  • Dave
  • Scott
  • Duncan
  • Cody

EPISODE 1

Chris: Welcome to Season 7 of Total Drama! After a very long hiatus, we're back with 16 of your favorite contestants! As usual, they will have to stay in a crappy summer camp and vote eachother out until 1 remains.

(INTRO)

Chris: This season we're on a brand new island that looks exactly like Wawanakwa.

Lindsay: OMG! How nostalgia! What's it called?

Chris: Awkanawaw. 

Cameron: Isn't that just Wawanakwa backwards?

Chris: That's the point. Anyways I'm separating you guys into teams. The teams are, the Screaming Ducks and the Killer Beavers.

Everyone: Yay.

Lindsay: YAY OMG THAT'S SO COOL.

Chris: The Ducks will be Heather, Scarlett, Dawn, Lindsay, Samey, Gwen, Tyler, and Noah.

Noah: Bah,how come,theyre are,a genders imbalance?Im not a feminist.

Tyler: WOOHOO LINDSAY WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM.

Lindsay: Yay.

Dawn: Lindsay and Samey let's form an alliance.

Lindsay: Yay.

Samey: Hey Lindsay.

Heather: I'm a villain.

Scarlett: *stands*

Gwen: My name is Gwen.

Tyler: Everyone is my friend yay.

Chris: The BEAVERS will be Sky, Courtney, Leshawna, Cameron, Dave, Scott, Duncan, and Cody.

Cody: Hi.

Courtney: OH MY GOD ME SCOTT AND DUNCAN??? Oh the drama.

Duncan: Sky you're hot.

Sky: Okay.

Scott: Courtney I hate you.

Courtney: The drama intensifies.

Dave: I am not a skunk.

Chris: Okay form relationships.

(THE DUCKS CABIN)

Tyler: Guys everyone be my friend.

Everyone: Okay.

Lindsay: (CONF) Tyler is my boyfriend.

Samey: (CONF) Hey Lindsay.

Dawn: (CONF) Alliances.

Heather: Why am I invisble.

Gwen: I'm Gwen.

(THE BEAVERS CABIN)

Duncan: Sky let's do dirty things.

Courtney: Oh my god no don't fight over me.

Scott: Courtney I hate you.

Dave: I.

Cameron: Hi.

Dave: AM.

Courtney: Shut up four eyes you're ugly why are you on our team.

Dave: NOT.

Sky: Okay.

Dave: A SKUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scott: Oh my god Dave is smelly.

Sky: I agree.

Cody: I am sure glad Sierra isn't here.

Courtney: Same.

(CHALLENGE)

Chris: Hi.

Everyone: Hi.

Chris: Welcome to the challenge.

Everyone: Yay.

Chris: Ok the challenge is trivia. 1) Who did Izzy date.

Dave: *buzzes* I'm not a skunk.

Chris: Wrong. Ducks get a point.

Tyler: OMG GUYS I TOTALLY DID THAT FOR US.

The Screaming Ducks: OMG Tyler is our hero! 

Chris: 2) Is Justin attractive?

Dave: *buzzes* I'm not a skunk.

Chris: Wrong, Ducks get a point. 

The Screaming Ducks: Yay Tyler good job.

Sky: Dave maybe you shouldn't answer anymore.

Dave: But I'm not a skunk.

Duncan: WE KNOW IDIOT YOU ARE SO DUMB AND ANNOYING WE HATE YOU SO MUCH.

Cody: It's true.

Leshawna: Lashawna.

Chris: Question 59, who won this challenge?

Scarlett: *buzzes* The Screaming Ducks.

Tyler: OH MY GOD YES WE WON GUYS.

The Screaming Ducks: Yay.

Chris: The Killer Beavers because Dave completely distracted you guys and was a huge annoying jerk you all must go to the elimination ceremony. ALL OF YOU.

Dave: Guys. I have to admit something.

Leshawna: What is it.

Dave: I am a skunk. *grows a skunk tail and lets out gas*

The Killer Beavers: *20 minute vomit sequence*

(THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY)

Chris: Okay I will give everyone marshmallows. Everyone but Dave here. *throws marshmallows to them*

Dave: Oh my god. Noooooooooooo. 

Sky: Bye Dave.

Duncan: Haha now I have SKY all too myself.

Sky: Okay.

Scott: I hate Courtney.

Courtney: Hi.

Chris: This was a good episode.

Elimination order

  1. TBA
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  5. TBA
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  10. TBA
  11. TBA
  12. TBA
  13. TBA
  14. TBA
  15. TBA
  16. Dave - Killer Beavers

authors note

hello. this is happening yes. based off of total roleplay drama, a real story.

episode 2 will come out SOON.

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