OK, since the majority of the people on this wiki hated season 5, while a few others liked it (no offense to season 5 fans), here is a list of things that I would rather do than watch that abomination of a season called TDAS ever again:
- Eat snakes and glue
- Watch paint dry on a wall
- Sit in a corner for 2 hours
- Watch Marvin Marvin
- Jump off a cliff
- Feed frogs a mixture of dung and urine
- Read a Twilight novel
- Look at seizure inducing lights
- Read Dipper Goes to Taco Bell
- Play any of the Data Design Interactive games
- Defecate in a dog food bowl and eat all the excrement up until I faint
- Swim in a thunderstorm
- Jump inside a thorn bush
- Listen to Justin Bieber's Baby
- Mess up my hair
- Sleep in a desert at night
- Live in the Underworld