HI. BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE PRINCESS FH DOLL.
If you brush her hair with the special Princess FH comb (SOLD SEPARATELY) she'll say one of seven adorable phrases!
- "That was derogatory."
- "There's a snake in my boot!"
- "This is my font. Use something else."
- "Princess FH accessories sold separately. Deal with it."
- "*sings* Girls just wanna have *talks* a meaningful career, a caring family, and Alejandro as a husband. Oh, and they wanna have fun."
- "No refunds."
Princess FH costs $41, but if you order now, you will get your very own Princess FH doll for $OVER 9000! But wait, there's more! If you order now, we'll throw in Eva's Alejandro costume from the ALEJANDRO-HE'S-EVA brand for your annual salary! Order now!