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Hey guys, MrQuest17 here, I'm about to start my first full blog series, so sit your butts down, strap in tight and get ready, because here we go.

  • Brother Bazonkas: WELCOME to Southern Ontario, the home of TV's hottest new Reality TV Show, where we'll put the lives of 18 teen rejects to the test and force them to live together, taking part in challenges, making new friends and facing the judgement of fellow housemates. There will be conflict, romance and so much more and you do not want to miss it, this is BROTHER Bazonkas
  • Title sequence rolls*
  • Brother Bazonkas: Welcome back to Brother Bazonkas, and now I'll hand it over to our dashing hostess, please welcome Bridgette to the stage.
  • Katy Perry's "RAW" plays as the stage doors open and Bridgette, walks down the aisle in her flashy Aqua blue dress*
  • Bridgette:Hi guys and welcome to Brother Bazonka's the show were we put teenage wannabies through their paces, I'm Bridgette the hostess of Brother Bazonkas, you may remember me from such shows as Total Drama, Talk to Talk with Gidgette and Party it Up, but from now on until the end of the series I'll be giving you all the live action from the house.
  • Bridgette walks to the center of the arena*
  • Bridgette: Anyways, I think it's time we finally meet some of our contestants, don't you guys?
  • The Crowd screams yes*
  • Bridgette; Ok, let's get on with it, our first contestant is a Total Drama All Star and hater of his wife, he's known to spray paint on tree's for a living, it's..... Bad Boy Duncan!!!
  • Bad to the Bone, begins to play as Duncan walks through the opening stage panels, decked out in a suprisingly snazzy tuxedo"
  • Bridgette: Hi Duncan welcome to the show, nice to see you again, so how much are you looking forward to heading into the house, do you think people are going to hate you for your bad behaviour and shady past.
  • Duncan:Really?, bad behaviour, shady past, I thought everyone got over that already, jeze, you know I don't know, I'm hoping to just go in there and get a little bit of down time, away from little miss bossy pants for a while.
  • Bridgette: Yikes Courtney's been pushing you hard huh?
  • Duncan: Yeah, you really don't know the half of it,,,, anyway can I get into the house or what?
  • Bridgette: Sure Duncan, Though I must forewarn that first, there is an obstacle, quite literally to get into the house, you must complete an obstacle course, once you've climbed those stairs.
  • Duncan: Fine, let's get this over and done with.
  • Duncan rushes up the stairs, through the doors and to the first obstacle*
  • Duncan: Are you kidding me, piece of cake, my old nursery had better security than this.
  • Bridgette:Well that's Duncan sorted, we'll check on him later, but for now let's get on with the next contestant. Our next contestant is a well known fashion designer from Paris, France, she's one of Lindsay's best friends and uses omg, more than the average teenager, it's..... Kacey!!!
  • "Black Magic" plays as Kacey walks through the panels and down the aisle towards Bridgette.
  • Kacey: Eeek, I'm so excited to be here, finally a place to show off my new designs to the world and to hang out my GFF, Lindsay.
  • Bridgette:Welcome Kacey so nice to meet you.
  • Kacey gives Bridgette a big hug"
  • Bridgette: woh, what was that hug for.
  • Kacey:Lindsay told me so much about how nice you are, plus I just love your work on TV.
  • Bridgette: aww, thanks, so what are you looking forward to most in the house.
  • Kacey: I must say, just meeting new people, It's going to be so fun, I'm raring to go!
  • Bridgette: Ok, Kacey, time to enter the house, take those stairs to the first obstacle.
  • Kacey:Obstacle? well ok I guess.
  • Kacey walks up the stairs and starts the obstacle course.
  • Bridgette:Well that's two down, 16 more to go, and we'll be right back with after this short commercial break.
  • Cuts to Commercials*
  • Bridgette: Welcome back, before the break we met our first two Housemates and quickly put them through their paces, but I think it's time that we meet our next two contestants. These two contestants are a pair of twins, they come from one of the ritziest families in Ontario and are world renouned at winning, its... the Alpha Twins, Tye and Clara!!
  • "We Are the Champions" plays as the two twins, make their way down the aisle
  • Clara: Hi Bridgette, so nice to meet you, the person who will eventually hand us the million.
  • Tye: Yeah we'll take our million in unmarked bills please, hehehe.
  • Bridgette: who Hold up guys, you haven't won yet.
  • Clara: Well the rest of the competition may as well leave anyway, because we're the obvious winners.
  • Bridgette: Wow vain much, anyway it doesn't matter, Tye it's time for you to head into the house, Clara head into the other arena, opposite us please.
  • Tye: House here comes the wrecking ball, hahahah
  • Tye runs off up the stairs, to start his way to the House"
  • Clara: But why I do I have to go into the other arena, me and Tye work as a team.
  • Bridgette: Don't worry Clara everything will be explained later in the show.
  • Clara, vainly walks through to the other arena.
  • Bridgette: Right, that was awkward, ok time to meet a contestant I know you'll all love, this contestant is a TD Starlet, she's perhaps way too fashion forward and was once tricked into an alliance with Heather, it's.... Lindsay.
  • "Sax" plays as Lindsay walks down the aisle, high-fiving her fans, as she walks by in her ruby red dress*
  • Bridgette: Lindsay, nice to see you again and welcome to the show.
  • Lindsay:It's nice to be here, Bridge, I can't wait to take part, it's been a while since I played a game like this.
  • Bridgette: Well I think I'll let you get re-acquainted then Linds, if you would please step into the other arena and await instruction.
  • Lindsay: Wait has my friend Kacey already arrived? She said she signed up.
  • Bridgette: Sorry Linds, I'm afraid I can't divulge on that info.
  • Lindsay walks over to the other arena, tripping on the steps, as she does so*
  • Bridgette: Ooh that had to hurt, ooh, anyways now we've got Lindsay's intro out of the way, shall we go onto our next contestant, ok here we go. Our next contestant was once convicted for trying to marry and rob Geoff Petrojivonjic and once impersonated the host it's.... Kelsey!! Wait what?, no.
  • "Bad Boys" plays as Kelsey chained to her parole officer, Hughie walks down the aisle in her black crop top and skirt.
  • Kelsey: Hi, Bridgette long time no see.... what aren't you even going to ask how prison life was for me, ah so rude.
  • Hughie: Kelsey, shut your trap, NOW!!
  • Bridgette: But no, not you, but how, why have you been allowed to sign up the show, you're a psychopath, who tried to kill me and my family, on multiple occasions.
  • Hughie: Cough, cough, let me explain my friend here has been let out on an early parole, for good behaviour and the parole board believes that entering a Reality TV show, could help to rehabilitate her, by properly socializing and making friends. also if I get the boot, she gets the boot and vice versa
  • Kelsey: Yeah Bridgie-boo
  • Bridgette: uurghhh, fine just get your butts up to the house, now!!!
  • Bridgette pushes the two up the stairs*
  • Bridgette: Right now we have that little "incident" out of the way, let's meet our next contestant. This contestant is a red-headed Australian, she loves didgeridoo music and loves to shred waves, a girl unto my own hear, it's..... Kylie.
  • WWE music plays, as Kylie makes her way toward Bridgette.
  • Kylie: Hey mates, what's up
  • Bridgette: Hi Kylie, welcome to Brother Bazonkas, so nice to have a fellow surfer in our mists, anyway so how do you think you'll adapt to life in the house, once you get in.
  • Kylie: Well personally, I can't wait to just make new friends and get to showing off my abilities to a wider range of people, just wish you were competing, we could share surf tips.
  • Bridgette: Awwww, that's so sweet anyway Kylie could you please step into the other arena and await further instruction.
  • Kylie: K mate, bye guys.
  • Kylie makes her way to the other arena*
  • Bridgette: Right, now that was how do I say.... awesome! anyway time for a break, after the break, we'll meet up with the rest of our contestants.
  • Second Commercial Break*
  • Bridgette: Welcome back to Brother Bazonkas, we've already welcomed in 8 of our crazy contestants, shall we meet the final ten?
  • The crowd, cries out yes*
  • Bridgette:Ok! here we go, our next contestant was a TD fan-favourite, he once kissed Cody's ear and is currently dating a lawyer, it's.... Noah!!
  • Noah walks out of the panels, with a incredibly cheesy grin on his face, as he walks down the aisle*
  • Bridgette: Hi Noah, nice to see you again, been along time since World Tour, nice to see your still you're incredibly sarcastic self and what's with that grin.
  • Noah:Oh yeah, it's nice to see you too Bridgette and I'm trying to play up for the camera, that and my stage fright.
  • Bridgette: Well I guess there are cameras on you 24/7, but that doesn't mean you have to hold that smile, don't want your face to freeze do you?.
  • Noah: Yeah, better stop my face is beginning to freeze, I can tell, anyway I got to get up to the house, Right?
  • Bridgette: No, actually I need you to head to the other arena, please further instructions will be given there.
  • Noah:K bye
  • Bridgette: Ah that Noah, still as sarcastic as ever, hehehe, anyway our next contestant is one of my personal faves, he's one of the most loved TD contestants and has a huge appetite, it's Owen......
  • Owen burst through the doors, in a bright and blue tux and rushes down the stairs and the aisle*
  • Bridgette: OWEN, so nice to see you buddy!
  • Owen: hahaha, so nice to see you too Bridgette, I'm happy to be finally on another reality TV Show again.
  • Owen hugs Bridgette, hard*
  • Bridgette: aah, ok Owen, it's nice to see you too, so how's things with Noah, then Owen, are you going to miss him during your time on the show.
  • Owen:You don't know the half of it Bridgette, Noah's my little buddy/guardian it's going to feel weird without him, but he's busy with Emma, so I understand, finally time to do something without Noah.
  • Bridgette: Aww Big O, that's so heartfull, anyway please take those stairs there and go and meet the rest of your fellow housemates.
  • Owen: Alright House, here I come.
  • Owen rushes up the stairs and into the obstacle course*
  • Bridgette: Well, Wow I think I may need to head to the chairopractor after that, owww, anyway are you ready to find out who's next?
  • The crowd screams yes*
  • Bridgette: Alright then, but I warned you, this contestant is incredibly creepy, I even heard, he scared the crap out of Eva, EVA of all people , anyway this contestant is working to find his spiritual centre, he's constantly trying to break his spine and his heart, it's.... Skull
  • Skull, walks down the aisle, as "Halloween" plays in the background and the crowd duck out of sight"
  • Bridgette:Woh Skull, you're so?... scary, you even deterred our live audience.
  • Skull: FOR THE PICKLES!!!
  • Bridgette: What? forget it please just enter the other arena and get out of this arena.
  • Skull: I'll be BACK!!!
  • Bridgette: urgh, NO, please don't be.
  • Skull heads up to the other arena*
  • Bridgette: Ok audience, it's safe to rise again.
  • The audience rise with a sigh or relief*
  • Bridgette: Now that that freaky episode is over, it's time to check in on the obstacle course contestants.
  • The large monitor at the back of the arena flashes on, showing the contestants*
  • Bridgette: Oh boy, looks like our contestants are powering through, and what a surprise Kelsey's using Hughie to b-pass all of the obstacles and the rest have just about made it excellent!.
  • Bridgette turns to the crowd"
  • Bridgette: Anyway I think it's time we introduce our next unlucky contestant from the batch, ok he's as hot as a red tomali Chilli Pepper, he once beat Lightning in a foot race and he has more girls attracted to him than Justin, it's..... Flame!
  • "My Sex is on Fire" plays as Flame casually strolls down the aisle, winking at each of his fans*
  • Bridgette: Who that guy is ho.... not wait I have a husband, anyway welcome to the show Flame, are you ready to strut your stuff in the house.
  • Flame: You better believe I am, I'm going to party, Dance and tempt some chicks till my legs fall off, yeah!
  • Bridgette: O..K? Then I guess it's time you head into the house, quick take those steps up there and start the obstacle course, you need to complete it to get into the house.
  • Flame: This Flame is going to burn that obstacle course, I'm off.
  • Flame climbs the stairs and begins working on the obstacle course*
  • Bridgette:Wooh now that was a hot and fiery encounter, I think we could all do with a cooling down, here to chill us out, our next contestant is more laid back than the average surfer/ TD's Chauntelle , he works part-time as a yoga instructor at the Ontario mall, he's.... Jimmy!
  • Jimmy steps out of the panel doors, casually as Bob Marley's "Every little thing's gonna be alright" plays in the back.
  • Jimmy: Yo,yo,yo dudes, what's up, you all chillin?
  • Bridgette: We sure are thanks to you Jimbo, so nice to have you on the show, our audience seems to be taking a shine to you.
  • Jimmy: Yeah I have that effect on people, it's just uncontrollable, but it's good.
  • Bridgette: It sure is Jimmy, it sure is now if you wouldn't mind taking your chilled self into the opposite room and joining your fellow competitors.
  • Jimmy casually and smoothly walks over to the other arena*
  • Bridgette: Ah I now feel at peace with the world, but anyway it's time we welcome our next contestant, this contestant is the cousin of TD veteran Nadine, she's recently gotten married and she has a dislike of any food with featuring Gluten, it's... Emmy!
  • "Uptown Funk" plays as the starlet makes her way through the panel doors and down the aisle, decked out in a red and white polka dot dress*
  • Bridgette: Hey Emm, nice to see you again, we haven't seen each other since the wedding, how's married life for you?
  • Emmy: Fine I guess, my hubby's currently on work abroad for the last week, so I've been on my own, but my little cousin convinced me to sign up for this show, she want's me to show off who I am as a person.
  • Bridgette: Aww, Emmy I feel so bad for you, hope he comes back soon, so I guess Nadine convinced you to sign up then, well let's fulfill her wishes, Emmy if you wouldn't mind walking up the steps and completing the obstacle course.
  • Emmy begins the climb to the obstacle course*
  • Bridgette: Bye Emmy, ok, it's time to meet our last bunch our contestants, up next is the self acclaimed boy genius, loveable egg-headed friend to Kylie and a three time winner of his local science fair, it's....TJ!
  • One Direction's "History" plays as TJ skips over the panel steps in his multi-colored tux and up to Bridgette at the end of the aisle.
  • Bridgette: Who TJ, what the heck are you wearing, are you trying to be a rainbow.
  • TJ: What do you mean, "what are you wearing" I'm trying to stand out, I'm always getting criticised for being too dull, now get me into that house.
  • Bridgette: Hold your horses, TJ you're not going anywhere near that house, instead you'll be heading right in there my friend.
  • Bridgette points to the other arena*
  • TJ: Oh alright, I'll go and wait in there for ya.
  • TJ bounces over to the other arena"
  • Bridgette: What the, but how did he?, ah never mind I guess that one hopped out of control, hahaha, anyway with three more contestants yet to grace us, It's time to take a break, stay tuned for more action.
  • Third and final Advert break*
  • Bridgette: Welcome back to the third and final part of the episode, before the break we revealed all but three of our contestants, who will be living with each other for the next 10 weeks, now let's get on and find out who's next. Our next contestant, is still in college, a huge fan of video games and is known to fart in the class, it's.... Noam!
  • "I'm sexy and I know it" plays in the background, as Noam casually walks down the aisle.
  • Bridgette: Yo Noam, welcome to Brother Bazonkers, we're so happy to have you here and even more happy you took time off of your course to grace us with your presence.
  • Noam: You're totally welcome and all, but I'm on summer break for the next ten weeks, anyways, is there a place to plug in the 3DS charger, hehehe.
  • Bridgette: Well we're still happy you've chosen us to join and no Noam there isn't any plug sockets here, but I'm sure there's one in the house.
  • Noam: Awesome, time to get this on, wahoo!
  • Noam rushes up the stairs to the obstacle course*
  • Bridgette: Wow, well that was quick, and oh boy he left his pants came off, urghh, would some one dispose of these please.
  • An intern comes up and takes the pants away*
  • Bridgette: Thank you, now onto our next participant, now I'm sure you're going to enjoy this one, this contestant is a lover of cats, she owns a local pet shop and loves to meow, it's.... Cat!
  • Cat walks out of the panels on all fours, walking up to Bridgette and beginning to purr*
  • Bridgette: Nice to meet you Cat, welcome to the show, I've heard you're a huge fan of those furry critters.
  • Cat: Meow, meow, meow, meow
  • Bridgette: Um Cat, you know you're not a real cat right?
  • Cat: Purr, purr.
  • Bridgette: Ok forget this, here Cat, here cat look at the sardine, go and get it.
  • Bridgette throws the sardine into the other arena and Cat races after it*
  • Bridgette: Boy that was another weird episode, this years contestants are really freaky aren't they, anyway there's only one final contestant to go, so let's get it on. This next contestant is a runway model in L.A, she takes fashion seriously and is very well known for being accident prone, it's.... Tari!
  • Tari walks elegantly up the aisle, making stops to pose midway, but manages to trip over her dress on the way to Bridgette*
  • Tari: Oof, ow that hurt's, not going to the hospital again, come on Tari get up.
  • Bridgette: Hey Tari, are you ok? you seem a little bit bruised.
  • Tari: Nah I'm ok, this happens to me all the time due to my long dress, so shall I go and join the rest of my housemates.
  • Bridgette: Tari if you would, please go and join the eight other contestants in the opposite arena and I'll be there in a sec.
  • Tari waltzes over to the other arena, before falling through the doors*.
  • Bridgette: Well that's all of our contestants guys, and aren't they a bunch to remember, anyway now it's time to head to the other arena and announce the surprise twist to the nine in there.
  • Bridgette walks through to the opposite arena and comes face to face with nine contestants.
  • Clara: Finally!, here she is, now maybe she can tell us what we're doing in here!
  • Skull: Yeah, it's Mamba Time baby.
  • Clara:What? just stay away from me oddball.
  • Kylie: Hey that's not nice mate
  • Clara: And who are you calling me out
  • Bridgette: QUIET!!! That's enough, all of you clam down, unless you want to be gone before the show even properly starts. Anyway, we've gathered you all here because you're part of a special twist, for the next week, you'll be living in a house opposite to the other competitors and you will be tasked with rigging their challenges, all in an effort to win prizes for your house. You will also have to choose, who you're going to nominate at the end of the week, it's all up to you.
  • Noah: Yes we have the power, right on, wow I never thought I'd act like that.
  • Lindsay: Yeah this is all good and all, but I want to be with my bestie.
  • Bridgette: Don't worry Linds, the houses will be merging in no time. Anyway you guys from now on you will be known as the Outsiders.
  • Jimmy: Cool Name bra!
  • Bridgette: Thanks Jimbo, now that's all sorted let's find out how the other half of the contestants are doing.
  • The scene cuts to the end of the obstacle course, with Duncan waiting for the door to the house to open, but he figures out the other eight need to be there*
  • Duncan: Well I'm here now, at the house, now what? Am I really just supposed to stand here, while the rest of the housemate catch up, lame.
  • Suddenly the rest of the housemates come running, being chased by a large disco ball*
  • Kacey: RUN!!! quick to the door, out of the way Duncan!
  • The Housemates all crash into the House, only to stand in amazement at the layout of the house*
  • Duncan: Who, this house is amazing, look at that sick couch, it looks like it's a water couch.
  • Flame: Yeah Flame could get used to this crib, yo, plenty of places to get up close and personal with some chics, ooh wait a minute I see a special Crown Bed room suite, I get dibs on that.
  • Duncan: No way dude, that's as good as mine.
  • The Two unscramble and race towards the crown suite, only to crash into the door*
  • Duncan: Ow, dude if I'd known this would of happened I wouldn't of entered this show.
  • Brother Bazonkas, begins to speak to the house*
  • Brother Bazonkas: Greetings contestants, this is Brother Bazonkas speaking, welcome to the house, you will be living here together for the next ten weeks, would you all please sit on the couch, while I go over the rules.
  • The contestants all take a seat at the couch*
  • Brother Bazonkas: Thank you, now let's get on with it, first up is we want no unnecessary violence in the house, this is a family show and we don't want to encourage, secondly not at any time are you allowed to discuss nominations, doing so may result in ejection and finally prizes can only be won via challenges, in which you will need to work together.
  • Duncan: Yo Brother Bazonkas, how do I get that suite.
  • Owen:Yeah and how do I get access to the fridge.
  • Brother Bazonkas: To acquire the Crown Suite, one individual contestant must win the first challenge and the fridge is readily available in the kitchen next to the normal class Bedrooms.
  • Owen: Wahoo, fridge baby here I come!
  • Owen makes a dash for the fridge*
  • Brother Bazonkas: OWEN! back to the couch NOW!
  • Owen: Sorry.
  • Duncan: Anyway so what's the challenge then.
  • Brother Bazonkas: You'll find out in due time
  • Duncan: Oh just great.
  • End Credits*

Well that's the first episode of Brother Bazonkers guys, please tell me what you think below, I'm interested to hear your thoughts, oh and as I've been doing this episode today, there won't be another new one today, but to make up for it, tomorrow I'll be giving you a double dose of house action, anyway hope you enjoyed and as always I'll see ya later!

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