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Hi guys, just about to drop the second episode of Brother Bazonkas on you, sorry for the late posting this was meant to be here yesterday, but I was busy with other stuff, so I'm sorry, here we go:

  • Brother Bazonkas: PREVIOUSLY, on Brother Bazonkas, we introduced you to 18 TV Rejects and gave half of them the power, while the rest of them, were on a disco ball, NOW the competition really begins, sit your butt down and keep your eyes glued to the screen, this is Brother Bazonkas!
  • Intro credits play*
  • Brother Bazonkas: Welcome back, it's now 10:30PM, the nine House Contestants, have just been given the load-down on the rules and hostility has already broken out.
  • Duncan: This blows, we have to complete a challenge to get this suite, no fair.
  • Flame: Yeah I know, Flame would of just torn that door right off it's hinges otherwise, it would be mine.
  • Duncan: No way it would of been mine, you don't have the killer instinct to do that.
  • Flame: Are you saying Flame's a coward?, oh it's on now!
  • Flame get's up and squares off against Duncan*
  • Kacey: Oh boy, we'd better try and break this up, before something bad happens, hey Emm would you help me break them up?
  • Emmy: Sure, no problem.
  • Kacey quickly gets inbetween Duncan and Flame and pushes Duncan back and Emmy does the same to Flame.
  • Kacey: Hey guys, we're all in this house together, we want to build bridges in here, not destroy them, you need to make up.
  • Duncan: Oh, alright, I'll forgive him, but I'm not forgetting what happened here tonight.
  • Kacey: Flame, will you do the same?
  • Flame: I guess if it keeps the peace in here, then yes.
  • Flame and Duncan shake hands and hug before sitting back down.
  • Tye: Well I think it's time I head and unpack my belongings onto my bed, hehehe, good night everyone.
  • Tye slinks off to the bedroom, but not before sneaking into the Journal Room*
  • Brother Bazonkas: Good evening Tye, have you come to speak to Brother Bazonkas.
  • Tye: You could say that, I'm just here to say those contestants don't know what's gonna hit them, I've already set my plan in motion, one by one they'll all go down, mwuhahahaha mwuhahahaha.
  • Brother Bazonkas: 10:50PM- Tye, finally makes his way to the bedrooms, only to find Noam and Emmy, standing by his bed, suspicious as to why he didn't get to the bedroom immediately.
  • Tye: Oh hey guys, what's the matter, have I done something wrong, or are you just being plonkers and standing in my way.
  • Noam: Dude, you said you'd be here, unpacking your stuff right after the fight at 10:45PM it took you 5 minutes to get from A-B.
  • Tye: Oh that, yes I had a sudden need for the toilet, besides my stuff is already under my bed.
  • Emmy looks under the bed, only to find nothing there*
  • Emmy: Tye, there's nothing there, how dare you lie to us.
  • Tye: Urgh, look again you idiots, it's there.
  • Emmy looks under his bed again*
  • Emmy: Woh, all your stuff is there, but how it wasn't there a minute a go.
  • Tye: Ha, that's your problem, now if you don't mind I'm gonna hit the sack.
  • Noam: Well as that's all sorted, I think I'm gonna to go and look for a plug socket, I need to charge my 3DS.
  • Emmy: Are you sure that's ok Noam.
  • Noam: Don't worry Em, it'll be fine, oh I've found one, yes it's time.
  • Noam tries to plug in his 3DS charged, but a couple of electric bolts, electrocute him instead*
  • Noam: Aaaaaah, ow that hurt.
  • Emmy: Told you
  • Noam: Point taken
  • Brother Bazonkas:11:00PM- Duncan, Flame and Owen are in the garden, making up for the fight.
  • Duncan: Flame, dude I'm sorry about the Suite fight, I don't know what came over me, then, shall we just be friends and make up for it.
  • Flame: Flame agrees, I know it wasn't your fault, I personally blame Brother Bazonkas for putting that suite there, let's hug it out bro.
  • Duncan and Flame give each other a huge hug, and make up*
  • Owen: Awww, so nice to see you guys are finally friends, that's so sweet.
  • Flame: Haha, ok don't go mushy on us big guy.
  • Owen: Got it, boy I wish Noah was here, he would of made some sort of sarcastic remark by now.
  • 1st Commercial Break*
  • Brother Bazonkas:11:15PM- the Outcast Contestants finally arrive at their luxury Outcast House
  • Lindsay:Wow, this place is amazing, it's like a house that celebrities would live in.
  • TJ: Um Lindsay, not to butt in, but aren't you technically a celebrity too?
  • Lindsay: Oh yeah I guess I am, but I'm not millionaire, yeah I usually tend to spend any money I get right off the bat, so I haven't been able to afford to live in luxury.
  • Kylie walks into the garden*
  • Kylie: Wow this garden, is totally bonza, mates, I mean it's huge and has the biggest pool I've ever seen, I'll be able to show off some of my moves here.
  • Skull: MICHIGAN! Wahoo!!!!
  • Skull runs into the wall and smashes through to the bedrooms.
  • Lindsay: Woh, why did you do that Skull
  • Jimmy: Yeah, Bridgette won't be happy that you broke down that wall
  • Kylie: Oye, what's with all the ruckus in here
  • Lindsay: It was Skull, he rammed into the wall.
  • Kylie: But why?
  • Noah: Yeah and I bet Bridgette's going to be on us any minute for that.
  • Skull: I DID IT FOR THE PEOPLE!!!
  • Noah: What?
  • Bridgette starts to talk to the house*
  • Bridgette: Would all contestants please come and take a seat in the Lounge area.
  • Noah: Knew it
  • All the Outcasts take their seats*
  • Bridgette: Greetings contestants and welcome to the Outcast House, here you will be staying for the next week. Each of you have been separated from the rest of the Housemates, so that you can help to rig their challenges, and making their life in the house a living nightmare, by doing so you will prizes, this will also mean that you are immune to the first vote-off and will get to nominate the housemates of your choosing.
  • Clara:Finally! Something good about this ezperience, all of you had better not nominate my brother or else.
  • Bridgette: Clara SIT DOWN!
  • Clara: Oh my gag, fine I guess
  • Clara grudgingly sits back in her seat*
  • Bridgette: Anyway, I can also officially reveal that you will all be joining the rest of your fellow housemates, for the first public vote-off at the end of the week, that is all, thanks for listening, you may now go and enjoy the house.
  • Clara slinks off to the Journal Room*
  • Brother Bazonkas: Good evening Clara, do you have something you want to talk about
  • Clara: I'm just worried about my brother in the house, my brother can't properly co-ordinate any sort of plan, I fear he's going to mess up.
  • Brother Bazonkas: And why do you think he's going to mess up in the other house?
  • Clara: Because my brother has the intelligence of a coconut, duh, without me around he won't properly be able to make any sort of plan and may even end making some friendships, urgh
  • Brother Bazonkas: And why don't you like friendship?
  • Clara: Urgh, friendship gets in the way of the game, it ruins plans, messes up any chance of winning, oh my gag, I'm leaving.
  • Brother Bazonkas:11:50PM- In the Main House Brother Bazonkas has assembled the nine contestants on the sofa.
  • Noam: What gives Brother Bazonkas, why have you assembled us on this couch and at this hour of the night?
  • Brother Bazonkas: I've assembled you all here for your first challenge of the season.
  • Owen: Yeah, first challenge, High-five, oh come on don't leave me hanging guys
  • Kelsey: So the challenge?
  • Brother Bazonkas: The seasons first challenge will be as follows, in the garden 9 targets with photos of your loved ones on. Your challenge is to try and shoot as many paintballs as possible on the bullseye.
  • Tye: Awesome I'm going to ace this challenge, I'm an expert at Archery, me and my sis took professional archery lessons last year.
  • Brother Bazonkas: The winner of this challenge will be awarded with permanent use of the king size suite, as well as immunity from the first eviction. Please head to the garden and get ready.
  • The contestants head into the garden and see the targets their meant to hit. Duncan has his wife; Courtney, Flame has his ex girlfriend, Kacey has Lindsay, Emmy has her husband Brad, Kelsey has Geoff, Hughie has Warden Lest, Tye has his sister Clara, Owen has Noah and Noam has his old College bud.
  • Duncan: Ah yeah, I'm great at archery and getting to stick it to little miss bossy pants, will be lots of fun, let's do this.
  • Duncan gets his slingshot and fires away his green paintballs at the Courtney Photo, but misses*
  • Duncan: What, what's going on, I never miss, what's happening to me?
  • Tye:Hahaha, Ah puncan, let me show you how to do it.
  • Tye fires off his paintballs at the Clara photo and manages to destroy it.
  • Tye: See that's how you do it Puncan, hahaha.
  • Duncan:Grr, you'll get yours one day.
  • Kacey: Oh boy, I can't, I know it's just a photo but Lindsay's my best friend, I couldn't do this to her.
  • Kacey drops her slingshot*
  • Brother Bazonkers: As a consequence to giving up, Kacey will be forced to wear a chicken hat for the rest of the week.
  • Kacey: Oh no, I hope they don't mean the ones that TD used in their first challenge.
  • Owen: Oh no Sorry, Kacey, I wish I could take it off you, but I have to focus all my might on Noah's photo.
  • Owen begins to shoot away at the image of Noah, but find the image keeps moving out of the way*
  • Owen: What how am I supposed to hit it, HOW?
  • Owen's paintballs bounce off the target and hit him*
  • Kacey: Oh no, Big O, are you ok?.
  • Owen:Urgh, yeah I'm fine Kacey, thanks for asking
  • Owen slowly gets up
  • Kacey: Aaaah
  • Owen: What is something wrong.
  • Kacey:Umm, it's your nose, it's kind of pointing upwards.
  • Owen:What, aahh no, what am I going to do?
  • Brother Bazonkers: Owen, this is Brother Bazonkers, for your own good, we must take you to the hospital, you will therefore be given a pass for this week's upcoming vote.
  • Owen: Ok, thanks BB, well see ya guys.
  • Duncan: See ya later Owen
  • Kacey:Yeah get better Big O
  • Owen heads to the ambulance just outside the house
  • Noam: Woohoo, BINGO!, just got it, may not be my best work, but I've done it.
  • Kelsey: Oh, no Hughie Hurry shoot my target quickly
  • Duncan: Why don't you do it yourself Kelsey, instead of making beardo over there do for it you
  • Kelsey: Umm, excuse me, but as part of my parole, I can't use guns of any kind, so I need Hughie to do it for me, beside he's done his anyway does it really matter.
  • Duncan: Umm, if you're gonna treat him as your servant, then yes it does, he's your parole officer, he's not there to do your bidding.
  • Hughie finally manages to hit the target properly and ten times*
  • Hughie: Pant, Pant, Pant, yes finally did it, is that to your satisfaction Kelsey
  • Kelsey looks at the target closely and begins to jump up and down*
  • Kelsey: Yes victory, that King Suite is mine
  • Duncan:You mean Hughie's victory
  • Kelsey: Oh shut up, since when did you become so nice to people
  • Duncan:Since I got married, Courtney's been forcing me to be nice, kind of rubbed off on me.
  • Kelsey: Oh barf, I'm leaving
  • Brother Bzzonkers begins to speak to the house*
  • Brother Bazonkers: Contestants the challenge is now over, I can now announce that with 18 paintballs on his target, Tye is the winner of the challenge and therefore gets the suite and immunity, you are now free to do what you want.
  • Tye: Yes, hahaha better go and get my stuff, cause I'm upgrading to luxury accommodation.
  • Flame talks to Brother Bazonkers in the Journal Room*
  • Flame: Urgh, Flame wanted that suite, god, I mean it was in my colors, it literally had my name written all over it, that Tye's going to pay.
  • Brother Bazonkers: 12:00AM- While the main house contestants are now sleeping, the Outsider Contestants are comtemplating who to nominate, during the next day.
  • Lindsay: So guys, who do you think we should nominate in the next day.
  • Kylie: Isn't technically against the rules to discuss this.
  • Lindsay:Nah I'm sure we're fine, that's the Main House not us
  • Kylie: Oh ok, then I must say I sympathise for that poor bearded bloke, he's being bullied by his prisoner, I may go for her, just so he have a bit of peace and quiet.
*Noah and Jimmy, approach the girls in the garden* 
  • Noah: Hey girls, what are you talking about, any juicy secrets.
  • Jimmy: No, no, no stop all that Noah, it looks to me that they're working out who to vote off.
  • Lindsay: Yeah that's right, personally I want Duncan out, he's being really mean to my GFF.
  • Noah: Oh yeah and who's that?
  • Lindsay:Kacey of course.
  • Noah: Oh you mean the goofy Fashion designer girl, who was helping Owen into the ambulance today.
  • Lindsay:Yep
  • Kylie: Well I'd go for either Kelsey or Tye, both equally mean and I think Tye's up to something, plus it's going to annoy Clara big time, which would be a bundle of laughs for us.
  • Jimmy: Even I must agree on that and I don't usually partake in annoying others.
  • In the Luxury bedroom in the Outsiders House, Clara and Tari and talking about Tye's chance of getting immunity*
  • Tari: So do you really think, your brother grabbed the immunity in today's challenge, I mean all the others would of been trying real hard too.
  • Clara:Just put it this way, Tari, if he hasn't I'll be throttling him, the next time I see him
  • Tari: Ouch

!

  • Brother Bazonkers:It's 1:00AM, in the morning and Tye is still up while everyone else is asleep, taking in his new suite.
  • Tye: Yes, everything is going according to plan, hmmm I hope Clara will be proud of me, with this suite, she must be, hahhahaha!
  • End Credits*

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