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  • Moleman9000

    EDIT: This battle is now in video form at [1]


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!

    GWEN…

    VS…

    .......

    .......

    … DARIA MORGENDORFFER!!!!

    BEGIN!



    Gwen:

    Dear diary, I'd like to write about today,
    And how I sent this whiny hipster lame-o packing straight away!
    I'll make this battle quick, seal your face with a kick,
    Like the psycho killer. Come at me, Misery Chick!
    You're a smug, obnoxious Mary–Sue,
    And I'd rather share my quarters with Courtney than you!
    Moping and doping, that's how all your time is spent.
    And unlike you, I at least kissed my Trent!
    You come from MTV? Your reputation must be poor,
    When you share your station with Jersey–Freakin'–Shore!
    So run home, Diarrhea, go make out with Jane,
    Before I take this shovel to your spine and break you like Bane!



    Daria:

    I'v…

















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