Last night, I had a delicious dinner at my friends house. It was great until my stomach began to hurt. So, today, in school... it got really severe, and I asked to use the bathroom. So, I went into the stall and sat down on the toilet. I heard a loud explosion. I questioned what it was until I realized... I had gotten a case of the runs. And to make things worse, there was no toilet paper! So, I went back to my classroom without using toilet paper! Gross! And everyone was wondering what the bad smell was... Gee, I wonder what it was!