Parody of: Gypsy Rap
This one, another solo, is about someone disapproving of another person's drunk-ness. Enjoy!
Two beers is all that's left, after twenty, that's excess.
That's just so wrong, but I'll admit, I'm a bit impressed.
But that was a huge mistake!
You're bound to get a headache!
You'll barely remember your address!
With alcohol, you'll take a huge fall! You speech starts to slur, that's wack, you heard? Ain't feelin' fine like you thought you would, that oughta do ya some good, yeah, you drunk!
Druuunk! Can't feel a thing... thiiing.... thing.
Don't drink, my golden children!
...yeah, right. >.<