Bigez started it after boredom. To make it clear who made up which line, I'll make a key.
We're pinging and we're stalling!
While my girlfriend is calling! (phone rings)
Our connections start to fail before our eyyyyyyees!
Websites go ka-blooey!
The server got all screwy!
But before our hard drives burn and start to fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....
Make another pointless blog post!
Convert the time zones in the east coast!
Watch another Fred video!
Check my e-mail!
And listen to P. Diddy, yo!
But first we need our chargers!
Our screens seem to grow larger!
Before my laptop battery starts to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
Failure of the Internet!
Bill Gates'll begin to fret!
That would really suck and here's why!
We'd like to keep on clicking!
So, Bill, we hope you're picking (to)....
Make a new one!
Reboot the thing!
Clear the malware!
Take it apart!
I change to upgrade too!
Computer chips! No! Regular chips will dooooo!
'Cause there's still so much to do before we fry! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do! There's still so much to do before we fry! Yeah! (Yeah!)