I'm comin' straight through, Freehugs y'all clear out!
Lemme tell ya what DxG is all about.
Trent makes some idiotic statement, sayin' he don't give a crap about Gwen's own safety
He needs to take a chill pill, cuz he actin' like a baby
So Gwen needs a friend and she turns to the punk
Comin' through the smoke and walkin' out like DJ Unk
But don't try to hate, don't perpetrate
Cuz he can make his own decision. Courtney's lame, damn straight.
He's the King of the island
She's the queen of cool
Seems normal for them to be together, fool.
Courtney starts to whine about a Basic Strain
But Duncan's done wit her, now she just actin' like a pain
They not fanon no more, don't get it twisted
They just might be the greatest couple ever existed
With that being said, just calm yo fangirls
Cuz with these rhymes I just twisted yo worlds.
Yo fangirls are wack, man, now feel my rant!
My fury greater than a hundred thousand army ants
I'm the biggest DxG fan in this whole earth
Now feel my song, I'll rap every single word.
You tryin' to diss ME? The master?
My rhymes are quick and beats are faster
I'd try to talk some sense int'a you
But all you fangirls are doin' is actin' fool.
You fangirls talkin' bout the pairing
Saying it's nothing but bull
But with statements like those,
Your thoughts are void and null.
Y'all try and stuff my talk page with "Why Trent" and "Why them?"
Acting like you didn't take grammar, but claim you're in Grade 10
So what my TDA's changed? I'm different, don't flame
Just step aside and let me talk, I'm changin' the game!
This place used to have intelligent DxC fans
But now I get called a dirty Mexican - what the hecks up with that?
It's okay, I don't mind, I'll be calm, I love my kind
But the backwards evolution is true - just look at the signs
Your couple can be funny, but predictable too
They show the opposites pairing and nothing else new
For all you adolescents who barely have a clue
Of what your English Class is tryin to teach you
There's too much haters drinkin' hatorade
Don't think you need any convincin' or a serenade
Don't freaking act like you don't know what I'm talking about
And please refrain from caps locks, don't make you smarter when you shout
Y'all are yellling over the internet but your debate ain't legit
Your points are terrible, so y'all might as well quit
Yeah, I might get in your face and I know I might offend
But sometimes to get your point across, you have to do it again!
So don't go cryin' to mama, it's nothing personal
My verses comin' at ya like a subway terminal
Our community's like that, just like a train
So many arguments with zip, nada, nothin' to gain
You tryin' to diss my couple, you dissin' me
Seems like this debate will never end
But seriously, I plead with y'all, DxC fans
Can't get all just start again?
I dedicate to my homies in the wiki and the hood
Shoutout to TDIFan and Nalyd, you knew I would
This one goes out to the fangirls and the mindless horde
Close it out with a fist pump and a point to the Lord