Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa,
somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host, Chris McLean,
dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television,
right now! (moves to Dock of Shame) Here's the deal, 22
campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this
crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each
other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers.
Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one
of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on
the loser boat, ha ha, and leave Total Drama Island, for good!
(moves to campfire pit) Their fate will be decided here, at
the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one…