Carter: Welcome to the totally original series Total Drama Oskayi Island. Where we pit 24 teenagers against each over till one prevails and becomes... Totally Rich and Famous! Obviously, nothing like this has ever been done so I’ll give you the rundown of what is going to happen. For 10 weeks 24 campers will be on this island having the time of their lives by competing in bloodcurdling, death-defying challenges. Campers will be put into two teams based on personality and balance. Every three days a camper will be voted off, or removed from the competition because of major injures which will probably happen to most of them. To be voted off your team will have to have lost a challenge and you must’ve been the cause of it and thus you will be voted off. To be safe you will receive a badge of honour, you will wear it with pride, signifying safety but you will only be safe for that episode, next episode you could be the next casualty of TOTAL DRAMA OSKAYI ISLAND!
Chief: Carter, Grand Master Chief ready for service!
Carter: Oh and I forget to mention we got an ex-army veteran to spice things up for our victims, Oops! I mean competitors.
Both: [chuckling]
Carter: On the first season of TOTAL DRAMA OSKAYI ISLAND!
Chief: I’ll get my frying pan.
Carter: I like this guy.
[credits]
Carter: Our twenty-four campers will be arriving by parachute in precisely three, two, and one...
Campers: [screaming]
Carter: I thought there would be parachutes?
Chief: Guess we ran out of budget.
Both: [chuckling]
Zo: What is the deal? I thought I was signing up for a reality TV Show and this is not it!
Ashley: Oh my gosh, SELFIE!
Zo: Back off.
Chloe: Looks like somebody returned from the North Pole.
Jen: Total Diva
Zo: Don’t even think about it.
Kimberley: You’re hot [?]
Alex: I know, don’t worry there is more where that came.
Kimberley: No, I mean you’re sweating.
Alex: Oh. [Confessional] Why would I think that a girl would think that I’M hot, I’M not but now that I think about it these people don’t look like they’re here for adventure camp?
Matt: Hi my name is Matt.
Isabella: Hey, Isabella, is that a one of a kind 64’ Gameboy?
Matt: Yeah, you like?
Isabella: It’s pretty cool.
Carter: And it’s pretty mine!
Matt: My life is gone!
Isabella: Don’t worry, I’ve got my laptop in my bag you can come and see me if you want to play some games. [Confessional] I’m just saying this now, I do not like Matt, I just admire his love for antique games, I mean really he may be blonde, handsome and totally my type but I’m here for gaming camp not loving camp but... NO I am not in love.
Xavier: Hello, you I bet you cannot wait to see my acting, you being in acting camp and that. You don’t look the type.
Vanessa: My body is a temple and I am its fuse.
Xavier: Is that your one line monologue? Carter come and look I think she might get the lead role in the movie we’re producing.
Carter: I would agree if I cared.
Xavier: Acting.
Nicole: Crystal! Come on and look.
Crystal: What is it Nic?
Nicole: Cheer camp!
Crystal: It looked different on the website.
Nicole: Give me a-
C H E E R-
Crystal: Shush! You don’t want to reveal your best assets so quick darling.
Eric: Do you know where weight loss camp is?
Gracie: [Maniacal Laughing]
Eric: DO YOU KNOW WHERE WEIGHT LOSS CAMP IS?
Gracie: [Maniacal Laughing]
Eric: Okay, I’ll go other there now.
Seth: [BEATBOXING] My name is Seth because I am the best [BEATBOXING]
Betty: No, No, No you are just like Cornelius Constopotter it’s all beatboxing no musicality.
Seth: What do you mean?
Betty: Band camp 2013.
Kalan: Where the party at, WOW, beautiful woman in a tree, Hi Catnip.
Natalie: You can call me Natalie since that’s my name.
Kalan: I think I like Catnip more?
Natalie: I do mixed martial arts, soccer, American football and much more, I think you’re going to call me Natalie.
Kalan: Sure I do.
Cole: Did you say football?!
Kalan: Now I know what you would look like if you were a man.
Cole: What happened to the boy on the floor?
Natalie: I’ll go back to camp now.
Logan: The land is an oyster. Mother Nature wants us to harvest it into an oasis of wildlife and love.
Zachary: [Confessional] I live on a farm so I know all about nature but I have no idea what Logan is talking about it’s kind of unnerving. Anyway, who is Mother Nature, Logan’s mother? Sure.
Devyn: Hello fellow reality show star.
Brett: Hello, my name is Brett?
Devyn: Devyn
Brett: It’s great to meet you.
Devyn: Likewise
Brett: [Confessional] Reality show star?
Jesse: Hi everybody!
Jen: Hi.
Carter: Bye the way, he is the number one most dangerous teen in Canada!
Gracie: RUN AWAY!
Jesse: Guys, I’m nice! Why are you still here aren’t you going to cower away like the others?
Jen: I’m not afraid of one teen, and you don’t seem so bad.
Carter: [THROUGH MEGASPEAKER] Alright let’s kick it in! It’s time to organise teams and get ready for your first challenge.
Zo: Can you finally tell me what is happening here I didn’t sign up for this!
Alex: I kind of did.
Carter: Did you sign up for a survival camp, with extreme challenges, life threatening ones?
Chloe: [Confessional] That boy REALLY needs to keep his mouth shut.
Zo: What’s in it for us?
Carter: Something along the lines of one million dollars!
Jen: You have peaked my interest.
Carter: I will pick captains based on leadership and personality... Kimberley and Brett!
Kimberley: [Confessional] First day and I am already a captain! I told by dad I don’t need to be babied. Oh, daddy if you’re watching please don’t do anything to me when I get home.
Carter: You get to pick your teams but where going to do it school style Kimberley you’ll pick a boy first and then a girl and then Brett you’ll pick a girl first and then a boy. As always men first.
Brett: Chloe
[Confessional] I’m not picking Chloe because she’s hot, I’m picking her because she’s...okay she’s really hot.
Chloe: [Confessional] First one picked, that’s how I roll.
Kimberley: Jesse.
[Confessional] He may be a villain but we could be a great asset to my team.
Jesse: Hey, thanks.
Brett: Xavier
Kimberley: Kalan
Brett: Nicole
Kimberley: Natalie
Brett: Devyn
Kimberley: Matt
Brett: Crystal
Kimberley: Vanessa
Brett: Logan
Kimberley: Cole
Brett: Ashely
Kimberley: Isabella
Brett: Eric
Kimberley: Alex
Brett: Betty
Kimberley: Zo
Brett: Seth
Kimberley: Zachary
Brett: I guess, Gracie.
Kimberley: Jen
Carter: Now that you have picked your teams it is now time for you to decide on your team name.
Brett: The Furious Falcons.
Ashley: AHHH! I am so happy at this moment in time...SELFIE!
Xavier: My poor eyes.
Kimberley: And I will name my team, the brawling... bears?
Zo: Seriously! What is going on here? Who are you, and why am I a brawling bear, I am not a barbarian.
Alex: Could’ve fooled me.
Bears: [Laughing]
Carter: For your first challenge you will have to build houses for yourselves to live in, the house will be judged by me based on originality, sturdiness and also size.
Jen: You do know that none of us have experience in building or anything!
Kimberley: [whispering to Jen] don’t worry, I have mad skills.
Gracie: Guys this is a big opportunity! We have to take it.
Xavier: If you want me then I’ll be working on my tan, this weather is great.
Carter: You may say that but in approximately three hours you will be subject to a tropical storm. So you better get building! Chloe: Where do you think you’re going?
Carter: To safety: Chief, you coming?
Chief: Won’t mind if I do.
Nicole: I don’t think we can do this?
Brett: Guys let’s pull ourselves together. We are the furious falcons and we are not going down without a fight!
Falcons: YEAH!
[OTHER ON THE ON THE OTHER SIDE]
Isabella: You got any threes?
Matt: Nope.
Kimberley: Guys, we cannot give up know we are strong we are bears.
Zo: We are doomed.
Jen: I agree with her.
Jesse: Do not worry, everything will be alright.
Kimberley: Where is Kalan?
Natalie: Sleeping up in that tree, you want me to get him down?
Kimberley: No we can do it without him. We have one hour to make a house before a storm comes and wipes us out of the map do you want this?
Bears: YEAH!
Alex: Am I the only one still wondering how we’re going to build a house?
Jen: Kimberley?
Kimberley: I got nothing.
[THE OTHER SIDE]
[Falcons]
We are strong
We are falcons
We can make it
If we try
We are strong
We are falcons
We can make it
Thanks to Brett
BRETT
BRETT
BRETT!
BRETT
BRETT
BRETT!
GO BRETT!
Devyn: Brett, you are such a good leader, I cannot wait till we win.
Brett: Betty get other here. How are you doing with the stats?
Betty: Well according to my years at band camp I remember that sound came move things with little to no mass so if we times the sound by the wind and thunder from the storm by 1000 compared to the sound of a mega box...
Brett: Okay, I have all I need. Crystal, Nicole we need some entertainment, why don’t you whip us up a cheer?
Crystal: Why not?
Nicole: It’d be worth a try.
[BOTH]
Falcons Forever!
Falcons Stay Together!
Go Falcons!
Brett: Okay now Seth can you please use the microphone to test how sturdy our building is.
Seth: Betty, pass me the mic. [EXTRA LOUD] YEAH.
[THE BUILDING TOPPLES]
Brett: Maybe that was a bit TOO loud
[THE OTHER SIDE]
Kimberley: How ya doing Alex.
Alex: I made a building?
Jen: What! Zo: No way?
Jesse: You are good.
Alex: Do you guys want to get in the storm is coming in about 5 minutes we cannot wait for much longer.
[THE OTHER SIDE]
Brett: Dig the whole guys.
Logan: But, mother nature?
Brett: Keep on digging, faster, faster times a wasting.
Chloe: I think its deep enough.
Brett: Then what are you waiting for? Jump in!
Xavier: My hair!
Brett: What’s more important your hair or your life.
Xavier: I knew I should’ve brought my cosmetic bag.
Nicole: This is going to be a long night.
Ashely: Selfie!
Falcons: [growling]
[DAY AFTER]
Carter: So, only one group managed to make a house and not even a very good one. If I could I’d vote you all off but clearly The Bears won so as a reward you get the day in my mansion with a free spa, private bedrooms and real food but Falcons you have to spend the day in these terrible cabins and have to endure Chief’s terrible, I mean rustic food. And you also have to vote somebody off. Choose wisely because whoever you chose will be gone, forever!
Kimberley: [Confessional] I knew my hard work would pay off, or maybe it was Alex’s? Anyway, go team go!
Ashley: [Confessional] who do I want off, but he kind of totally ruins the shot so I need him gone, sorry.
Betty: [Confessional] musically he is not pitch perfect. By the way that is my favourite movie ever-
Brett: [Confessional] that was not my fault, but gangster hoodlum other there needs to learn a lesson.
Chloe: [Confessional] he just rapped his last word.
Crystal: [Confessional] bye won’t really miss you.
Devyn: [Confessional] who do you think?
Eric: [Confessional] do you know what’s for lunch?
Gracie: [Confessional] I wasn’t paying attention very much but I can sense that Seth is going home so I guess I’ll vote for somebody else!
Logan: [Confessional] if you wanna rap, rap about Mother Nature not whatever he raps about.
Nicole: [Confessional] I love everyone here like family but I’ve got to say goodbye to the rapping guy.
Seth: [Confessional] He needs to learn about leadership.
Xavier: [Confessional] He draws the attention from me, he’s gotta go.
Carter: I have tallied the votes and the person going home is quite obvious. Anyway, if you receive a badge of honour you are safe for another 3 days before somebody else goes home. The badges go to: Nicole, Crystal, Chloe, Devyn, Logan, Eric, Gracie, Xavier, Betty and Ashely. Brett you are on the chopping block because of your poor leadership skills.
Brett: Poor? It was going well until Seth messed it all up.
Carter: Brett, you’re right and that is why Seth is going home.
Seth: What, but I’m a rapper!
Carter: Chief, take him away.
Seth: NOOOOO! But, I can make it, the million dollars it will be mine...
Carter: Goodbye.
Seth: I was your only chance.
Brett: We don’t need you, ya scoundrel.
Chloe: That’s how we roll!
Devyn: [Confessional] my team is so oblivious, how did they not notice I was the one who switched on Seth’s mic to the nth degree. I mean he was getting on my nerves and what other way to get him gone? I will win the million dollars and soon everyone on my team and the other team will go down, down, down.
Carter: Wow, didn’t see that one coming, we have an evil person on the show! Will the Falcons find out Devyn’s true intentions, will the Bears maintain their lucky streak and will I finally be recognised. Right here on Total. Drama. Oskayi. Island!