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Total Drama Totally Dramatic

 

                           A New Beginning

Episode #1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

INT.  AIRPLANE

18 contestants are on a plane to TOTAL DRAMATIC ISLAND they are all on the TV show Total Drama, all of different personality and from different walks of life. ELLA is prancing around she is the Disney Princess of the show.

 

                                    ELLA

(Singing)

Total Drama! We are on a plane were we will probably die!

 

AMY who is sitting on a bench is our spoilt brat she is staring Ella down she is rich and prissy her voice is reminiscent of popular wealthy rich girls.

 

                                    AMY

Yeah, Yeah! To give you some advice you’ll die before we get there if you keep on the singing!

 

Ella pauses her singing stops and she sits down next to Amy.

 

                                    ELLA

(Patronizingly) Yes Miss Evil Queen, keep your evil slippers on!

 

                                    AMY

                        Urgh!

 

The camera switches to ATHONY and LUCIFER, Anthony is sitting next to Anthony telling Lucifer his battle strategy, Lucifer is eying him and butting in.

 

                                    ANTHONY

Mate! You’re lucky you get to see my winning strategy, I am a hard driven man who always wins so I think I’ll just use my charisma and…

 

Lucifer rolls his eyes and tells Anthony the facts.

 

                                    LUCIFER

Well, to be sincere if you’re obviously going to win telling another hard driven 16 year old your strategy isn’t such a good idea! I mean I’m just analyzing your brilliant strategy!

 

            ATHONY

Well I am a winner so I think I know…

 

Lucifer starts hitting his head and pretends to be listening by nodding his head and laughing at his insider story. The camera moves to MICHAEL and SKY as they both are looking at each other weirdly.

                                    SKY

                        Are you wearing an adventures hat?

                                         

                                    MICHAEL

Well… That depends on if you have a notebook and quill!

 

They both glare at each other again and they start giving mad looks.

 

                                    SKY

                        You’re an Adventurer?

 

                                    MICHAEL

                        You’re an Adventure Critic?

 

They both start laughing uncontrollably.

 

                                    BOTH

                        Ha! Ha! Ha! As if, I’m guessing!

 

The camera pans over to JENNY and JONATHAN they are both blushing heavily, Jenny is perfectly normal but Jonathan is drop dead gorgeous!

 

                                    JENNY

                        I’m normal and I’m 16!

 

                                    JONATHAN

                        Well I’m 17 and I’m drop dead gorgeous!

 

Jenny looks at him in disgust and scooches over.

 

                                    JENNY

Try Narcissist, It can’t rub off on me my mom told me that narcissism is supposed to be minimal!

 

Jonathan look sat her in disgust as well.

 

                                    JONATHAN

                        Everyone look, this girl hates gorgeous people!

 

SANDERS, SOPHIA and LACEY come over: Sanders is swooning, Lacey is laughing and Sophia is rolling her eyes.

 

                                    SOPHIA

                        Oh gosh! A human tragedy

 

                                    SANDERS

                              (Acting like Sky)

                        It’s so stereotypical!

 

                                    LACEY

                        I don’t even know what to say?

 

Jonathan rolls his eyes and looks back at Jenny, Jenny looks back as well and then they kiss out of nowhere!

 

                                    SOPHIA

                        Did not see that one coming!

 

                                    LACEY

Jenny! Pull yourself together you’re a lady, get out your football! DO you have a football?

 

            JENNY

No way!

 

            LACEY

I don’t care anymore!

 

The camera goes over to PETER and SAMEUL they are both looking at each other with evil eyes.

 

                                    PETER

Well I’m evil so you should skoosh before I break your skinny little bones!

 

            SAMUEL

Well! At home I won most evil child next door and spoiler alert I won! I’ll rule this Island and eventually the world! 

 

He starts cackling and then Peter looks at him strangely.

 

                                    PETER

I should get paid for this competition these imbeciles these are the things that make me wish I stayed at High School! 

 

SHAWN and JOSEPH are sitting next to each other Joseph raises his hand up to Shawn to shake and make friends

 

                                    JOSEPH

Howdy! I’m Joseph here is my Technicolor dreamcoat want to feel?

 

            SHAWN

Yeah! Maybe in the Finale! If your there I mean!

 

            JOESPEH

Ok! I feel totally stocked to be here and I’m happy for you as well!

 

TOPHER is running around the deck with his wand shouting Leviticus Levitation!

 

                                    TOPHER

Leviticus Levitation! Leviticus Levitation! Leviticus Levitation!

 

LOGAN shouts at him.

 

 

                                    LOGAN

                        YOU’RE GOING TO POKE SOMEONE’S EYE OUT!

 

Topher looks at Logan strangely and he shouts back.

 

                                    TOPHER

Your only ten feet away from me, you can come up and talk to me normally!

 

            LOGAN

Ergh, too much work!

 

SAMMY bounces around the walls of the room and creates a hole in the airplane and then everybody screams.

 

                                    SAMMY

                        Oops!

 

                                    AMY

                        You Crazy, Crazy Girl!

 

                                    JENNY

                        What do we do we’re all going to die!

 

                                    SOPHIA

Idealistically not, you would think so but under there is water with the depth of about 12 meters so, my guess is that we won’t die!

 

 

Everyone looks at Sophia happily and jump out of the airplane at once, Samuel jumps out first.

 

                                    SAMUEL

                        I hate you all!

 

Peter jumps out instantly and shouts at Samuel.

 

                                    PETER

                        The feeling is mutual!

 

Amy laughs and jumps out and tells the contestants that they are all brats.                           

 

                                    AMY

                        You are all brats!

 

Sky shakes her head and jumps down.

 

                                    SKY

                        The world is just a bad story!

 

Anthony keeps on telling them how good he is.

 

                                    ANTHONY

Well, I really am good at jumping out of planes so sorry if I…

 

Then Michael kicks him out of the plane.

 

                                    MICHEAL

                        My story is yet to be wrote stop holding it up!

 

Jenny jumps out and smiles at everyone.

 

                                    JENNY

                        I’m perfectly normal guys!

 

Jonathan holding his mirror hops out.

 

                                    JONATHAN

                        I hope this doesn’t break my perfect face!

 

Joseph talks to the other contestants.

 

                                    JOSEPH

                        Maybe somebody else won’t to g-

 

Lacey kicks him out.

 

                                    JOSEPH

                        Okay!

 

Lucifer jumps out looking at everybody once more

 

                                    LUCIFER

                        You look really pretty!

 

Sammy tries to fly out.

 

                                    SAMMY

                        I should’ve thought this through! But I didn’t!

 

Shawn falls out.

 

                                    SHAWN

                        Let me guess I’ll fall into the sea!

 

Lacey somehow hops out with no strain.

 

                                    LACEY

                        This is too easy!

 

Sanders’ acting like Samuel says.

 

                                    SANDERS

                        I hate you all! Just kidding…

 

Logan looking lazy and bored says.

 

                                    LOGAN

                        Yeah! I don’t think I need to do this?

 

Sophia kicks Logan off the plane and jumps off herself.

 

                                    SOPHIA

                        I won’t die! If my calculations are correct!

 

Ella looking defenseless calls her bird friends who raise her and she flies out.

 

                                    ELLA

                        Thank you Birdy Friends!

 

Topher using his ‘magic’ flies out as well.

 

                                    TOPHER

                        I’m a Wizard!

 

EXT.  MIDDLE OF THE WATER

 

They are all in the water and Topher lands on Samuel.

 

                                    SAMUEL

                        Ah! Why do you have to be so klutzy!

 

CHRIS MCCLEAN is standing on the dock and he starts laughing.

 

                                    CHRIS

                        Ha! I love seeing teenagers suffer!

 

Logan starts annoyingly spouting out excuses.

 

                                    LOGAN

Am, I don’t think my life is worth more than money!

 

                                    AMY

If you don’t want the million dollars the cowards section is over at home!

 

Chris nods and looks at Logan.

 

                                    CHRIS

                        The spoilt brat has a point!

 

                                    AMY

                        Shut Up! McClean!

 

Ella keeps on singing and looks over at Chris.

 

                                    ELLA

                              (Singing)

Chris’s plan is stupid he wants us all dead Amy feels aggravated and I’m still singing!  

 

            PETER

You keep on singing and I’ll break your princess face!

                             

                                    AMY

                        Preach!

 

Peter punches Amy to the floor and Peter smiles.

 

                                    PETER

                        She deserved that!

 

Everyone in the water agrees nodding their heads.

 

Theme Song

 

 

Chris looks out to the sea and he tells them the team.

 

                                    CHRIS

If you’re born in either spring or summer put your hand up!

 

Anthony, Michael, Lacey, Samuel, Sanders, Joseph, Sky, Sophia and Topher raise their hand.

 

                                    CHRIS

You will know be known as the Outstanding Olympians!

 

            SAMUEL

Looking at my team I think I can tell that they are as outstanding as a bunch of snails!

 

                                    CHRIS

Sorry! I don’t care about your problems or your personal problems! So beside the point, Amy, Lucifer, Peter, Ella, Sammy, Logan, Jenny, Jonathan and Shawn, you are now known as team Ridiculous Rabbits!

 

Chris snickers and tells the contestants more background information.

     

                                    CHRIS

The confessionals are in the kitchen and there you will meet chief!

 

They all gasp then Jonathan still puffing up his hair complains.

 

                                    JONATHAN

                        Who is Chief?

 

INT.  KITCHEN

 

In the kitchen we meet CHIEF an army cadet with a mean eye and an army suit. Sophia looks at him expectantly.

 

                                    SOPHIA

                        Wow! This guy looks emotionally unstable.

 

Chief looks around and shouts at the contestants.

 

                                    CHIEF

                        You will not speak, unless spoken to maggots!

 

                                    CHRIS

He’s an army veteran and he will be the co- host!

 

INT.  KITCHEN TOILET

 

Jenny is sitting on the toilet seat this is the confessional, jenny is the first person to use it.

 

 

                                    JENNY

                              (Confused)

An Army Veteran, hardcore! Wait, this is the confessional! Why did I come here? I don’t really need a million dollars! Right!

 

INT.  KITCHEN

 

                                    CHRIS

Whilst you’re here your team will be your home and basically your family! If you don’t like anyone on your team, that’s okay because you can brutally vote them off at the campfire!

 

EXT.  CAMPFIRE

 

This is one of our main sets the campfire setting, this is where you get your badges if you’re not voted off.

 

                                    CHRIS

The loosing team will come here and have to vote one of your teammates off you’ll have to cross of a 15 x 15 portrait of a camper of your own choice!

 

Amy quietly under her breath

 

                                    AMY

                        My team’s gonna be here basically every week.

 

INT.  KITCHEN TOILET

 

Amy comes into the confessional.

 

                                    AMY

My team, please! I’ve got Narcissist, Good Guy, Princess and a Lazy guy please! It’ll be a tragedy if I don’t get the best score in my team and, Ridiculous Rabbits! They get Outstanding Olympians that’s like ten times better!

 

EXT. RACE SITE

 

Chris starts shouting.

 

                                    CHRIS

Now, finally we get to our first challenge and it’s a 10 kilometer race to the cabins the winner of the race gets to write to home the winners the team that has first place in it doesn’t have to go to the chopping block but the team that has worst scores has got to the campfire ceremony!

 

Logan asks Chris a question.

 

                                    LOGAN

Then do we get to sleep! I’ve been awake for 5 hours! I only got 16 hours of sleep that’s only ¾ of a day!

 

            CHRIS

And one more thing I hope you can swim! Because when you’re eliminated you’ll have to swim home!

 

            LOGAN

What!

 

Logan looks stunned and he looks at Lacey and falls onto his knees.

 

                                    LOGAN

                        Are you on my team!

 

                                    LACEY

                        No!

 

Logan starts sobbing up.

 

                                    LOGAN

But…But you’re a professional athlete! Your team will have the upper hand! Who do you think in my team can run 10 km without dying! Spoilt Brat? Ha! 

 

Amy shots him daggers with her eye and shows the I’m watching you sign; Chris holding up a claxon shouts for the contestants to go.

 

                                    CHRIS

And go! Wait before you go I gotta tell you this is an obstacle course- They’ll find that out very soon!

 

Chris manically shouts and looks at the contestants, Lacey is at the front of the pack she is gaining speed.

 

 

 

 

                                    LACEY

Back home, I was the two time champion fastest girl in Ontario, I’ll obviously win this and when I win the competition I’ll buy the Hockey League and I’ll be the face of my local team!

 

She looks at all the contestants but then she gets spiked by a wrecking ball.

 

                                    LACEY

                        Ow! I’ve been hit by a wrecking ball!

 

Ella prances her way around until a bee gets into her mouth.

 

                                    ELLA

                        Ah! A BEE I (muffled) can’t speak

 

Amy brushes of sweat off her head.

 

                                    AMY

                        Thank you Chris! Good riddance.

 

 

INT.  KITCHEN TOILET

 

Ella comes into the confessional.

 

                                    ELLA

                              (Muffled)

I and Amy are getting off on the right foot I think!

 

EXT. RACE SITE

 

Sammy jumps up and down she gets past all the obstacles. Lacey know on the floor look up to Sammy.

 

                                    LACEY

                              (Aggravated)

No way I can’t be letting a crazy girl beat me I’m part of the Senior MBA my dad is basketball OBE!

 

She gets back on her feet and runs up but then she falls.

 

                                    LACEY

                        Didn’t think that through!

 

Jenny the normal girl is trailing behind near Jonathan and Lucifer.

 

                                    LUCIFER

Oh, Jenny I’m thinking of a blog about you, Jenny the Normal Girl she is normal but stylish!

 

Jonathan looks up at Jenny who looks stunned at Lucifer’s poetic speech.

                                    JONATHAN

Well! As a human dreamboat I have to say something to you Jenny! Can I drive myself into your heart!

 

Jenny looks at them both, Jonathan is looking dreamy and handsome, Lucifer is looking representative and clever. Jenny looks at both of them and starts running.

 

                                    JENNY

See you boys! Lucifer I find your poetry cool and Jonathan get an aspiration apart from handsome!

 

Jenny leaves them in the dust and then they both look at her.

 

                                    LUCIFER

                              (Stunned)

                        That girl is fiery!

 

                                    JONATHAN

                        But boy! She is beautiful!

 

He nods.

 

                                    LUCIFER

                        Affirmative!

 

They start running again.

 

EXT.  FOREST

 

Cut to Michael and Sky who are somehow in the Forest and seem to be running away from a cougar!

 

                                    SKY

                        This can’t be real! Adventures suck pie!

 

                                    MICHAL

What’s it gonna take for you to believe in adventures?

 

Sky expectantly looks up at Michael and says.

 

                                    SKY

A stupid adventurer translator that I’ll win with a million bucks!

 

            MICHAEL

All you would do with a million dollars is getting an adventurer translator, shallow!

 

            SKY

There’s a wild cougar following us and were in a race for a million bucks and were in a forest this reads adventure story all over it!

 

MICHAEL 

Wait! Only one of us can win the prize! See you sucker!

 

Michael starts running leaving Sky in the dust.

 

                                    SKY

I may be a critic but I am a really good athlete!

 

 

EXT.  RACE TRACK

 

Samuel and Peter are running through the track, Peter is throwing different obstacles on the track Samuel is smacking his head.

 

                                    PETER

                        Stop touching up my hair!

 

                                    SAMUEL

                        Sorry… Actually I’m not sorry!

 

Chris comes to them on a jetpack and starts laughing.

 

                                    CHRIS

                        I like your style Samuel!

 

Chris starts flying away, Peter tries to get him.

 

                                    PETER

                        Chris! I’m evil look at me I’m-

 

Peter falls onto the floor Sam kicks Peter and Sam starts running again. Cut to Sophia and Sammy, Sammy is jumping over Sophia.

 

                                    SAMMY

                        Glasses!

 

Sophia glares at Sammy in an annoyed way.

 

                                    SOPHIA

                        If you dare!

 

                                    SAMMY

                        They glare in the sunlight and-

 

Sophia picks up Sammy and throws her to the back of the pack.

 

INT.  KITCHEN TOILET

 

Sophia comes into the confessional.

 

                                    SOPHIA

I may be bright but I do upper-body training and that crazy girl deserved the fall!

 

 EXT. RACE TRACK

When Joseph finds Sammy lying on the floor hurt and he pulls his hand up and lets Sammy jump up.

 

                                    JOSEPH

                        Sammy! Oh my goodness are you okay partner?

 

Sammy looks at Joseph and gasps.

 

                                    SAMMY

(Gasps) Why did you save me? Are you going to pull an alliance under your arsenal if you are then beat it sucker!

 

Sammy jumps out of Joseph’s care and runs back up.

 

                                    JOSEPH

                        Bye Sammy!

 

 

The camera pans to the back of the back of the pack where Jonathan and Lucifer are still pining over Jenny.

 

                                    LUCIFER

                        Jenny your perfectly normal and-

 

                                    JONATHAN

She’s amazing and such a dreamboat! I love her! Plus I was the one who kissed her!

 

Lucifer screams and curses.

 

                                    LUCIFER

Jenny! You kissed this oaf! But where’s the love, you said you’ll go to Paris with me!

 

            JONATHAN

But…Paris is the city of love!

 

            LUCIFER

And why can’t I go there with her?

 

Jonathan starts laughing and shouts in his face.

 

                                    JONATHAN

Because I don’t think friendzone stands for love! Right Jenny, that’s so hilarious- Jenny, Jenny!

 

Jenny starts running away

 

            LUCIFER

Where’s my love!

 

            JONATHAN

Excuse me, your love?

 

Close up on Jenny she is running away from them.

                                    JENNY

                        There can only be one winner!

 

Lucifer and Jonathan gasp and follow her.

 

                                    LUCIFER

                        I wanna win!

 

                                    JONATHAN

                        Sorry to break it to you but… I’m going to win!

 

Jonathan falls, Peter laugh and keeps on laughing.

 

                                    PETER

                        My booby traps are the best!

 

Peter than trips over one of Samuel’s traps.

 

                                    SAMUEL

                        Ha! Ha! Ha! You guys suck!

 

Amy stops and kicks Samuel in his bits.

 

                                    SAMUEL

                        Mutton Chops!

 

                                    AMY

                        I’m going to win!

 

Lacey on the floor pulls Amy’s legs and starts running.

 

                                    LACEY

                        You spoilt brat.

 

Ella comes dancing around the track.

 

                                    ELLA

                              (Singing)

                        I am a winner no a Disney princess!

 

Everyone stands up and starts running again but then Chris comes up and says.

 

                                    CHRIS

                        Everybody stop! Jenny is the winner!

 

                                    JONATHAN

                        But she was at the back of the pack?

 

Lucifer takes the advantage.

 

                                    LUCIFER

                        Can you believe him Jenny! I’m happy you won!

 

Jenny sighs and then says.

 

                                   

JENNY

                        So… My team won!

 

Chris laughs.

 

                                    CHRIS

                        Nope!

 

                                    RIDICULOUS RABBITS

                        What?

 

                                    CHRIS

I said the team with the best score wins! Ella, Jamie, Lucifer, Jonathan, Amy and Joseph are all at the back of the pack! But Jenny as I said you will get your letter home!

 

            JENNY

Yes! I mean sorry team! 

 

Jenny blushes Chris laughs.

 

                                    CHRIS

                        See you at the badge ceremony!

 

                                    JENNY

                        Great!

 

EXT.  CAMPFIRE 

 

Chris and the Ridiculous Rabbits are sitting on the campfire.

 

                                    CHRIS

Ridiculous Rabbits! It sure is ridiculous how you are the first team to lose. I’ve got to admit all of you are ridiculous. Here I have 8 badges that will go to the racers who did good things today! The first badge goes to Joseph!

 

Joseph gets his badge and smiles.

 

                                    CHRIS

The rest go to… Lucifer, Jonathan, Amy, Peter, and Jenny!

 

They all smile then Logan and Ella look worried.

 

                                    LOGAN

                        Why am I on the chopping block?

 

                                    AMY

Because you’re lazy! There is nothing you did right today! And Miss Disney knows why she’s here!

 

            ELLA

Bu-

            PETER

Shut Up Disney!

 

Ella blushes.

 

                                    CHRIS

                        And the final badge of the day goes to-                                 Logan! Disney princess you out!

 

Ella looks sad Lucifer puts her out of her misery.

 

                                    LUCIFER

You would have been voted out quickly anyway! I had to put you out of your misery!

 

Ella cries and tells everyone.

 

                                    ELLA

                        Well I’ve enjoyed Total Drama and…

 

Chris kicks Ella in the water.

 

                                    CHRIS

                        Will anyone miss her?

 

                                    AMY

                        Nope!

 

EXT.  MONTAGE     ELLA’S DRAMA

 

Montage from different times in the episode

 

                                    ELLA

I have had so much fun at Total Drama! I am so happy to have had the chance to be in this competition but I don’t see why I have to swim back home?

 

EXT.  DOCK OF SHAME

 

Chris McClean stands on the dock of shame and ends the episode off.

 

                                    CHRIS

Drama! Hope! A terrible camp story and now 18 campers to be in it! Will next episode be even more suspenseful as the last! Probably not but there will be drama! At Total Drama Totally Dramatic!

 

END OF EPISODE

 

 

 

 

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