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Chris: On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

All: A 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Duncan: 2 girlfriends,

All: And a 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Anne Maria: 3 cans of hairspray,

Duncan: 2 girlfriends,

All: And a 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 awesome seasons,

Anne Maria: 3 cans of hairspray,

Duncan: 2 girlfriends,

All: And a 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eva: "badly" 5 really heavy dumb bells,

Chris: 4 awesome seasons,

Anne Maria: 3 cans of hairspray,

Duncan: 2 girlfriends,

All: And a 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Lindsay: 6 tons of lipgloss,

Eva: "badly" 5 really heavy dumb bells,

Chris: 4 awesome seasons,

Anne Maria: 3 cans of hairspray,

Duncan: 2 girlfriends,

All: And a 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Lightning: 7 Super Bowls,

Lindsay: 6 tons of lipgloss,

Eva: "badly" 5 really heavy dumb bells,

Chris: 4 awesome seasons,

Anne Maria: 3 cans of hairspray,

Duncan: 2 girlfriends,

All: And a 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Geoff: 8 rockin' parties,

Lightning: 7 Super Bowls,

Lindsay: 6 tons of lipgloss,

Eva: "badly" 5 really heavy dumb bells,

Chris: 4 awesome seasons,

Anne Maria: 3 cans of hairspray,

Duncan: 2 girlfriends,

All: And a 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Bridgette: 9 surfboards,

Geoff: 8 rockin' parties,

Lightning: 7 Super Bowls,

Lindsay: 6 tons of lipgloss,

Eva: "badly" 5 really heavy dumb bells,

Chris: 4 awesome seasons,

Anne Maria: 3 cans of hairspray,

Duncan: 2 girlfriends,

All: And a 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Trent: 10 guitar songs,

Bridgette: 9 surfboards,

Geoff: 8 rockin' parties,

Lightning: 7 Super Bowls,

Lindsay: 6 tons of lipgloss,

Eva: "badly" 5 really heavy dumb bells,

Chris: 4 awesome seasons,

Anne Maria: 3 cans of hairspray,

Duncan: 2 girlfriends,

All: And a 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Courtney: 11 big lawsuits,

Trent: 10 guitar songs,

Bridgette: 9 surfboards,

Geoff: 8 rockin' parties,

Lightning: 7 Super Bowls,

Lindsay: 6 tons of lipgloss,

Eva: "badly" 5 really heavy dumb bells,

Chris: 4 awesome seasons.

Anne Maria: 3 cans of hairspray,

Duncan: 2 girlfriends,

All: And a 1 million dollar case.

Chris: On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Chef: A big paycheck,

Courtney: 11 big lawsuits,

Duncan: "cough" which you will never win "cough"

Courtney: I heard that!

Trent: 10 guitar songs,

Bridgette: 9 surfboards,

Geoff: 8 rockin' parties,

Lightning: 7 Super Bowls,

Lindsay: 6 tons of...um, what was my line again?

Eva: "badly" 5 really heavy du-ah, forget this!

Chris: 4 awesome seasons,

Anne Maria: 3 cans of hairspray,

Duncan: 2 dumb girlfriends,

Gwen: I heard that!

All: and a 1 million dollar case!

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