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BLAINLEY'S AUDITION TAPE:

(BLAINLEY: ) ARE YOU RECORDING? GREAT. BLAINLEY IS HERE –  THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN. BUT – ENOUGH WITH THE CHIT-CHATS ABOUT ME! (WHISPERS TO THE CAMERA: ) I GET 300 BUCKS FOR EVERY SECOND OF ADVERTISING I SAY! (TALKS LOUDLY: )  TIRED OF YOUR MONSTER PIMPLES ON PLACES WE DON’T WANNA KNOW ABOUT?! BUY CHRISTOPHER'S SUPER-GRAVY-PIMPLES-POPPER! ONLY FOR 79.99!!! AND... ♪ EAT AT JOHN'S BAKERY! CREATE YOUSELF A NEW MEMORY! AT ONLY 59 PERCENT OF A RAT IN YOUR CAAKKKKEE! ♪  --  GIVE TO YOUR PET PARROT ONLY THE BEST, WITH PARROT-FOOD-2908, MADE FROM THE BEST FOR YOUR PARROT TO EAT! AND NEW! IT'S CONFIRMED AS LEGAL FOR HUMANS TO EAT IT TOO! (EATS A SPOON WITH PARROT FOOD) SO TASTY! (THROWS UP AND FAINTS, END)

Thanks for reading! ;)

for Alejandro's audition tape: http://totaldrama.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Bonkilemonster/Alejandro%27s_audition_tape_-_Global_Drama  

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