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Parody of: Versus

Note: After extremely long hiatus, BBKT remixes welcomes you back to a new song.

BBKT sings about an elderly home and the cranky people pestering the nurses.

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Old Man: Come nurses, my back aint straight.
Fix it, you're doing great.
Now rub my foot.
That's sweet, now clean my grimy feet.
Come on girls, wash them fast.
Quick, quick, faster than the past.
Grab sponges to scrub my frame, and do it without shame.
You're gonna help me (What?)
And you must take it (No!)
I'm right here in bed (So?)
Now go and shut it (Hey!)
Are my thighs, thin enough?
Uh, no.
Hey!
Gosh! Why do you guys gotta be tough?
Bam!
Why do you give me soup on weekends?
I like pork, and now it's ruined.
Nurse: All the fighting for some cheddar? Or do you think pasta's better?
Old Man: That's it now, hurry back.
I need pork without the fat.
I spot some pieces of fat, now take it all back.
Now please massage my knees, and mind not if I cut the cheese.
Now shampoo my head.
Move quicker, before I'm dead.
You're gonna help me (What?)
And you must take it (No!)
I'm right here in bed (So?)
Now go and shut it (Hey!)
All that pork made me ill, girls are you trying to kill?
Nurse: Sir, please take your pills now, and just let me lie down.
Old Man: You're gonna help me (What?)
And you must take it (No!)
I'm right here in bed (So?)
Now go and shut it (Hey!)
I'm gonna mash it (Huh?)
'Cause I can't eat it (Oh)
You should trash it (Why?)
Cause I can't bite it...
Nurse: Perhaps put your dentures in?
Old Man: Where am I?

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