Remaining Contestants:
Terrifying Tarantulas: Agatha, Jim, Lorelei, Ken, Thorin, Toronto, Kierston, Karen(8/10)
NOTE: Getting some feedback from readers, I have decided to take my episode's format into what Smarticle's and Shake's usually use.
The island is bright and sunny in the early morning, with Chris wearing sunglasses.
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama! Last time, the teams did a quick overnight boat challenge while some new tensions emerged. At the end, Jim gave Daniel a tape which caused him to be eliminated. Darn, that guy is sneaky! What challenge would we do in the bright sunny weather of today? Find out right here right now on Total Drama.
(Intro plays and ends, and camera focuses on four of the campers, seemingly bored)
Thorin: I can't understand you, you said what again?
Lorelei: I said I want to join your dumb alliance, believe me, I want Jim gone as much as you guys do.
Karen: ...and how do we know we can trust you?
Lorelei(flustered): What do you mean, "how can we trust you", my hate for Jim is obvious, and I'm not usually traitorous to anyone, except for that lovely, I mean stupid Jim.
Toronto(unconvinced): Uh huh, go on.
Lorelei: That's it.
Toronto: I meant it rhetorically, fine but you have to show your allegiance to us in this episode, got it?
Lorelei: Fine, if I really have to, but what do I do?
Toronto: Throw the challenge, make Jim get out or something.
Lorelei(grinning): That, that I can do.
As the four of them shared jokes and laughs for a while, Jim was working by himself.
Conf. Jim: For all I know, they are planning against me, let's see who hates me right now. Everyone except for Kierston and Ken, if I get them onto my side, and I find a good idol that Chris said, maybe I can win, maybe.
Jim walked and whistled and waved a hi on Kierston and Ken's dismal faces.
Kierston(whispering): Psst, hey Ken. It's that weirdo again.
Ken: Just stay quiet, Big K, or else he's going to target-
Jim snooped around, smiling maliciously.
Jim: So how's everyone? Weather's nice today eh?
Conf. Ken: I first thought Jim was a nice guy, but lately he's been acting a bit off. Anyways, I'm just mad because my only other friend Daniel got voted off. But now it's just to me and Big K, just please don't ask about the "Big K" nickname.. please.
Ken: Yeah, weather's nice I guess.
Kierston: Get to the point buster, what do you want?
Jim picked at his nails innocently, delicately putting on some eyeliner.
Ken: Yeah, we'll talk about the makeup later, you want us to be in your alliance don't you?
Jim: Alliance? Laughable, just don't betray me, and get out Lorelei, got it? Or big consequences will come to you.
Jim picked out an apple from his pockets, and squeezed it until it turned into mush and exploded.
Jim: I'm me, and the apple is you. Got it? Also, don't mention about the makeup, or I'll kill you literally.
Ken and even Kierston nodded silently in absolute fear.
Conf. Kierston: I'm pretty tough, don't mind that, but Ken is really starting to get under my skin. He's annoying and he's manipulative, what other good traits are there?!
Chris called out through the megaphone, making squirrels and deers from up to a mile on the island run away.
Chris: WHAT'S UP CAMPERS???!!! MEET ME AT THE OUTSIDE OF THE MESS HALL IN 5 MINUTES.
Chris hang up abruptly, with the contestants finally finding relief taking their hands off their ears.
Thorin: Wow, what was that?
Karen: That was Chris, and the mess hall is pretty far from where we are currently. We better hurry.
Toronto: Yeah, pretty sure we must, only 5 minutes, let's go right now.
The gang of four quickly ran to the mess hall, seeing the other three contestants there when they arrived.
Chris: Hello there campers! We don't have much time today as you guys need to get back by nightfall.
Thorin: What are we even doing, Chris?
Chris: Oh did I forget to tell you? Hmm, it's pretty important but I want your lives to be in danger, so just get into groups of 2, and just tell me when you are ready.
Jim quickly walked to Lorelei.
Conf. Jim: It's a strategic move, Lorelei is gunning for me. But she can't gun for me when I'm on the same pair as her, Ha! Her plan failed.
Toronto looked around to see Thorin, who is somehow nowhere to be seen.
Toronto: Hey Karen! Where's Thorin, I want to be pairs with my bro, you know?
Karen(shrugging): Sorry, I can't find him too. Ughh, it's just you and me then.
Ken and Kierston smiled at each other and got into a pair.
Thorin: Ahh, that restroom break was much needed! Huh, where's everyone? Why are they getting into pairs even?
Agatha: Oh hey there pumpkin! We the only ones left, ya know? Even though you might call me a "hillbilly", you be plenty safe with me got it?
Thorin: I guess I have no other choice.
Chris: Got into your pairs? Good, now let's go to the Forest of Fear, the very north of Pakhitew Island. Your job is simple, live off a night just plain off the lands, and legend says there is a very secretive idol in this very forest that will give you a huge advantage to whoever finds it.
Thorin: Wow geez, I'm excited.
Agatha nudged Thorin playfully.
Agatha: Me too pumpkin, now let's go!
As the pairs scattered out quickly, but Thorin convinced Agatha for them to stay with his friends.
Agatha: So, how's it going everyone? You know how "hip" you are, do you play the Yo-Yo? It's a very modern toy, very time-killing if you ask me!
Karen stopped Agatha, with a strange look in her face.
Karen: You know Agatha, my friend, the Yo-Yo was invented like a century ago, and hip is a very outdated word, you know to be honest.
Agatha(sad): Oh..I just wanted to fit in, ya know? That's all i ever wanted.
Karen(understanding): Don't worry Agatha! You'll be safe with us!
Agatha: Aww geez, thanks guys! You're the best!
Agatha proceeded to give the gang a big bear hug, but accidentally tripping Thorin.
Thorin: Ow, watch it!
Thorin rubbed his head a bit, but there was a shiny Chris totem with a writing on the back where he laid. Thorin looked around and picked it up, it read "Hi, there you lucky dog! This is a McLean proved product, this is a special Challenge Idol, where when you get eliminated, you choose two contestants to go against each other instead of you getting eliminated. Use it wisely."
Toronto: Wow, guys it's getting really dark. We should make a quick shelter to be safe. Who knows what lurks here at night?
Karen: Yeah, wait Thorin, me and Toronto have to do some team things together. Catch you later!
Karen gave Thorin a light kiss on the cheek, and she was blushing.
Thorin(amazed): Huh oh yeah catch you later. Wait, Agatha what just happened?
Agatha(winking): Well if you really wanna know, kid. She-
Thorin(embarassed): No not that, what she did with Toronto?
Agatha: They are just talking team things ya know.
Thorin: What, them by themselves?! Without me to keep and eye on them? I knew Toronto was a big friend stealer, even though he's a friend!
Agatha: Geez, just come down, Thorin.
Thorin shook his head and quickly pursuited Karen and Toronto.
Agatha: That kid is gonna get himself lost, ain't he....
Meanwhile, on the other side, Jim and Lorelei were building a quick fire with Lorelei's glasses.
Jim: Nice glasses there, "buddy".
Lorelei: Not like I want to be here.
Jim: Uh, wait a sec, gotta apply something real quick.
Conf. Jim: Perfect time for Lorelei! I could get the dumb idol and put on my makeup, it's getting faded by the fire.
Jim quickly ran next to a tree, desperately grabbing and thrusting his arm everywhere to find the idol and put his makeup on. Jim pulled out his eyeliner and his face powder.
Jim: Ahh, that's much be-
Lorelei quickly turned out the tree, laughing like a hyena.
Lorelei: Is that... is that makeup?! BWAHAHAHA! You really made my day, wow what a girl!
Jim: So what? I need to look like a star!
Lorelei laughed only harder on that comment.
Lorelei: You.. a star?! Hahahahah!! Wow, Jim you are just so funny sometimes.
Jim(angry): Youse just don't tell anyone about ok, then, Ms. I-know-everything.
Lorelei: Perfect blackmail, of course I won't tell anyone...yet.
Conf. Jim: Lorelei is just so goshdarn annoying! I sometimes really wonder why I didn't get her out in the team phase...
Conf. Lorelei: Jim is a like a little dog, except way more annoying. He's going to get out just watch.
Ken and Kierston were eating berries and having a good laugh.
Ken: People are so annoying, am I right?
Kierston: Yeah, except for you I guess. You are pretty cool.
Ken: I guess I can say the same for you. Wait a sec...
Ken grabbed a giant slice of bread and some peanut butter.
Ken: I was saving this just in case.
Kierston: Thinking ahead huh? Smart.
Ken: Have some, to friendship!
Ken raised his half of the bread and touched Kierston's bread.
Kierston: To friendship!
As all of the contestants went eventually to sleep, Agatha was up at night, scoring at animals with her damaging bow and arrow she made by herself.
Agatha: Thorin, found Toronto and Karen yet?
Thorin(sleepy and angry): No, I'm just worried about them, you know themselves..together...
Thorin said the last part emphasizing, and with extreme disgust and hatred.
Agatha: Sounds like someone's jealous.
Thorin: I'm not jealous, fine I'm jealous.
Agatha: Knew it, don't worry they will be fine together.
Thorin: Yeah, you are right.
Before going to sleep, Thorin tucked his idol in his pocket to make sure it's in there.
Jim: I'm so hungry right now.
Lorelei: Just be patient, I found some berries for Mr. CouchPotato.
Jim: Yeah, yeah, remember don't tell anyone.
Lorelei: Oh I just forgot it, thanks for reminding me, "friend".
Conf. Lorelei: I love torturing Jim. It's so satisfying and funny, and he gets angry a lot, which I love to toy around with.
Jim: Whatever, just good night, or something. Please let a lion eat you or something.
Lorelei: Lions don't even live here, they live in Africa.
Jim: I don't CARE! Never good at geography.
Lorelei: Not good at anything else either, good night.
Jim mumbled and cursed before going to sleep, while Lorelei lightly chuckled.
Karen: Wake up, Toronto! We must have slept a ton, it's dawn already, Chris will be here soon.
Toronto woke up groggily, waving hi to Thorin who just recently found them.
Karen: Sorry for tricking you Thorin. But it's a pair thing, remember?
Thorin: Yeah, you better be sorry, what did you guys even do?
Karen: Team stuff, strategy, wish you've been here.
Thorin: Yeah, I got last pick... But I have to admit, Agatha was a great partner, she got some rabbit meat for us and cooked in a fire, if you're into that stuff.
Karen: That sounds excellent, c'mon Toronto let's go to Agatha's camp.
And together like great friends, they skipped over to Agatha.
Chris: Welcome back campers! Was it a great night to some of you?
All of them nodded yes, with the exception of Lorelei and Jim.
Jim: It was absolutely terrible.
Lorelei: Yeah, whatever.
Chris: Just be glad it's a non-elimination episode, did anyone find the idol even?
Thorin secretly raised his hand with Chris nodding with approval.
Chris: Then consider that day a break, go back to your cabins, have fun or something.
Chris pointed to the audience.
Chris: But you guys can stay tuned for the next episode on Total Drama Super Slamdown.