Also known as "Pahk'd with Feels." This isn't going to need an intro because I want to get to the finale, honestly. But I also LOVED this. SUGAR FOR LIFE NO MATTER WHAT.
Ten minutes before: h y p e s q u a d . I’m so excited. I think Sugar is next and it’ll be Shawn vs Sky with a Shawn win. to be real I know sugar is next. I can feel it in my bones. This was my first fandom, I don’t want to wait until 2015. I’ve been here since I was in elementary school and it’ll be with me at least until I’m driving, and possibly even past that. TWO MINUTE TDPI WARNING. I AM SO SAD BUT SO EXCITED.
Intro: How the hell do you say Pahtikew? I feel like he keeps saying it differently. sugar is so sketchy oH MY GOD HAHAHA. "on camera" OH MY GOD TED BUNDY DOCUMENTARY OR TOTAL DRAMA? Jasmines little rope with Shawn is sososososo cute. I hope Shawn just goes “actually I want a bakery jk”
Challenge Announcment: Sky stop explaining your threats. just call her a “brat” or some other g-rated insult and run away. Sky doesn't know how to drag. Shawn, I think I’m gonna need to borrow your panic room. No question it’s Sky vs Sugar this episode. Shawn is going to be F2. I also want to break her neck sometimes Sky. I feel you.
Sky's Challenge: "hurdles" lol don’t be afraid to go too hard on that challenge Sky. SHAWN SHAWN SHAWN SHAWN.
Shawn's Challenge: THE SCAVENGER HUNT FOR GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS CONFIRMING ZOMBIES HAHAHAHA. confirmed Shawn subs to r/conspiracy. Shawn, zombies climbed trees like three episodes ago. Maybe there’s a bridge! or a bus stop!
Commercial: Those are hella strong leaves. "I need Shawn's I hurt my balls scream on an audio file ASAP" THESE MCDONALDS COMMERCIALS ARE KILLING MY FINALE VIBES
Back: NO SHAWN BBY Mention 3 of Sky actually being athletic! If the tree goes over the line because of Sugar I'm going to be really mad. And of course. But LOL @ SKY HOW’D THAT GODPLAYING WORK OUT.
BOOM! IT’S A TALENT SHOW AND YOU BOTH FORGOT TO BRING SOME: what about your singular gymnastics trait sky that’s a talent?? CHEF. OH LORDY OH GOD HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU. And Sky burps, THATS RIGHT HUNTY EMBRACE YOUR STEREOTYPE.
Shawn is great without the ugly jacket sweater combo. I want whatever drugs the writing staff were on during this episode. SHAWN IS IN THE FINALE!!!! YES!!!!
We didn’t drive two days for you to not make the finale, Sugar. Now get your dress on.
Craptry: OH MY LORD OH MY GODDD SUGAR IS AN EXPIRIENCE I AM DEAD. JAY Z GOT NOTHING ON THIS. Competition shouldn’t be based on points except pageants all are lmao.
Final thoughts: None! The finale was right after and I move fast. BUT MY PREDICTIONS WERE ALL RIGHT AND I AM SO HYPED AND THAT WAS AMAZING, BUT NOT AS AMAZING AS THE FINALE.